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My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate. — Jimmy Fallon

The young man taught all he knew and more; The middle-aged man taught all he knew; The old man taught all that his students could understand. — Arnold Ross

When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.
From The Wife Drought — Annabel Crabb

You may never get back this life, so do something in this lifetime worthy of celebration. — Debasish Mridha

Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it. — Jay Leno

I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy. — Alex Campbell

I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us. — John Lithgow

There are degrees of obsession, of awareness, of grief, of insanity. — Nina LaCour

You have your ideology and I have mine. — Khalil Gibran

If there's pain I've never tasted, I'd elite to try it. — Haruki Murakami

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it. — Anthony Jeselnik

don't call your wife baby — David Mamet

I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that. — Kelly Osbourne

I was born in Colorado and grew up in Pennsylvania with family in Texas and Oklahoma. — Adam McKay

I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are. — Alex Campbell

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield

I'll be contacting Webster tomorrow. My suggestion will be absofuckingmazing. — Kristen Ashley

Enjoy the mountains; they have beauty and wisdom for us if we approach them with humility, respect, and knowledge. — Charles Houston

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me. — Shaquille O'Neal

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. — Brian Posehn

And she gave him a melting smile, the glutinous sweetness of which he devoured with the avidity of a diabetic who swallows a fatal spoonful of jam. — John Collier

I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby — Ryan Bingham

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby — Dele Momodu

Perry Palomino, kiddo, baby - will you be my wife? — Karina Halle

I've always been such a nerd. — Grimes

He tells them he and his wife are keeping the baby, because it's the last link to their little girl or some cowpuckie like that. — Julia Spencer-Fleming

I think 'The West Wing' hit at a moment in time that was just right for that show. — Thomas Schlamme

My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital. — Chris Bohjalian

The bitch from hell?" Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife's reach. "She doesn't like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings. — Lexi Blake

We did it, Baby," he said in a hushed voice. "I still can't believe you're my wife."
"Believe it," I said, smiling. — Jamie McGuire

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

There are moments when we resort to senseless formulations and advance absurd claims to hide straightforward feelings. — Elena Ferrante