My Wallet Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about My Wallet

My Wallet Quotes & Sayings

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I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet. — Johan Cruyff

You can forget ya keys or ya wallet, the first girl ya kissed, hell- even my birthday, but you'll never forget me. — Brian Azzarello

[My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial Pursuit, but only because the game does not include questions like "Where is your wallet? — Amy Sutherland

Every time I look at my wallet; I don't care how much money is there, I just want to know, does it make for this time food? — M.F. Moonzajer

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. — Rodney Dangerfield

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

Since that day, when people have spoken to me of "genius", I have felt the inside pocket to make sure my wallet's still there. — Tennessee Williams

I gave him that watch, back when I spent weekends with Daddy's AMEX in my wallet and eight inches of Vic in my hand. — Alessandra Torre

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. — Rodney Dangerfield

The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake

I hate that I had to pull out my wallet and buy respect. — Becca Ritchie

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know? — Gerard Way

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. — Doug Stanhope

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. — Robert Orben

JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet?? — Andrew Hussie

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler

Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I shrug and put the note into my wallet. — Mohsin Hamid

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush

I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots. — Jackson Rathbone

I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000. — Nicki Minaj

My wife is loyal...to my wallet. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen my wallet way too many times. It's a great town, but at the same time, it's a hustle. — Alexandra Shipp

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

I may be a famous writer but when white people clinch to their wallet and stare at me with scorn I need to ask my skin why. — Daniel Marques

I have no money, but my wallet is overflowing with love. — Debasish Mridha

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. — Tracy Morgan

I don't like bullshit and pretense.
I can't enjoy the joy at church ...
without some cash in my wallet. — Toba Beta

Instead, I pull out my wallet and hand Mrs. Carnes a twenty, which is the smallest I have, and she counts off the books. — Jennifer Niven

One of my rules is: If it's good for the planet, it's usually good for your wallet. — Jean Chatzky

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones