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My Wallet Quotes By Johan Cruyff: I don't want to be a thief of

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet. — Johan Cruyff

My Wallet Quotes By Brian Azzarello: You can forget ya keys or ya wallet,

You can forget ya keys or ya wallet, the first girl ya kissed, hell- even my birthday, but you'll never forget me. — Brian Azzarello

My Wallet Quotes By Amy Sutherland: [My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial

[My husband] can beat most anyone in Trivial Pursuit, but only because the game does not include questions like "Where is your wallet? — Amy Sutherland

My Wallet Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: Every time I look at my wallet; I

Every time I look at my wallet; I don't care how much money is there, I just want to know, does it make for this time food? — M.F. Moonzajer

My Wallet Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My father carries around the picture of the

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. — Rodney Dangerfield

My Wallet Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: It's hard to dance if you just lost

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

My Wallet Quotes By Tennessee Williams: Since that day, when people have spoken to

Since that day, when people have spoken to me of "genius", I have felt the inside pocket to make sure my wallet's still there. — Tennessee Williams

My Wallet Quotes By Alessandra Torre: I gave him that watch, back when I

I gave him that watch, back when I spent weekends with Daddy's AMEX in my wallet and eight inches of Vic in my hand. — Alessandra Torre

My Wallet Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I tell ya, I was an ugly kid.

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. — Rodney Dangerfield

My Wallet Quotes By Drake: The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your)

The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake

My Wallet Quotes By Becca Ritchie: I hate that I had to pull out

I hate that I had to pull out my wallet and buy respect. — Becca Ritchie

My Wallet Quotes By Gerard Way: It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know? — Gerard Way

My Wallet Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I have a picture I keep in my

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. — Doug Stanhope

My Wallet Quotes By Robert Orben: For Father's Day, my kids always give me

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. — Robert Orben

My Wallet Quotes By Andrew Hussie: JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet??

JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet?? — Andrew Hussie

My Wallet Quotes By Matthew Gray Gubler: Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets.

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler

My Wallet Quotes By Mohsin Hamid: Pride tells me to give it back, but

Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I shrug and put the note into my wallet. — Mohsin Hamid

My Wallet Quotes By Laura Bush: I have found the most valuable thing in

I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush

My Wallet Quotes By Jackson Rathbone: I don't carry a wallet. I keep my

I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots. — Jackson Rathbone

My Wallet Quotes By Nicki Minaj: I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton

I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000. — Nicki Minaj

My Wallet Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: My wife is loyal...to my wallet.

My wife is loyal...to my wallet. — Matshona Dhliwayo

My Wallet Quotes By Christa B. Allen: I don't use a wallet. My money is

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

My Wallet Quotes By Alexandra Shipp: Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen

Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen my wallet way too many times. It's a great town, but at the same time, it's a hustle. — Alexandra Shipp

My Wallet Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have a couple of 'doing caps' in

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

My Wallet Quotes By Daniel Marques: I may be a famous writer but when

I may be a famous writer but when white people clinch to their wallet and stare at me with scorn I need to ask my skin why. — Daniel Marques

My Wallet Quotes By Debasish Mridha: I have no money, but my wallet is

I have no money, but my wallet is overflowing with love. — Debasish Mridha

My Wallet Quotes By Tracy Morgan: The only person who knows what's in my

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. — Tracy Morgan

My Wallet Quotes By Toba Beta: I don't like bullshit and pretense.I can't enjoy

I don't like bullshit and pretense.
I can't enjoy the joy at church ...
without some cash in my wallet. — Toba Beta

My Wallet Quotes By Jennifer Niven: Instead, I pull out my wallet and hand

Instead, I pull out my wallet and hand Mrs. Carnes a twenty, which is the smallest I have, and she counts off the books. — Jennifer Niven

My Wallet Quotes By Jean Chatzky: One of my rules is: If it's good

One of my rules is: If it's good for the planet, it's usually good for your wallet. — Jean Chatzky

My Wallet Quotes By Henny Youngman: My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

My Wallet Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I don't know. Both my parents are dead.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope

My Wallet Quotes By Milton Jones: To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage,

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones