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My Sperm Quotes By Shelly Laurenston: I think that lion females are really lesbians

I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm — Shelly Laurenston

My Sperm Quotes By Eve Langlais: Did you just seriously ask me if the

Did you just seriously ask me if the Northern Lights mutated my sperm? — Eve Langlais

My Sperm Quotes By Sarah Jessica Parker: Just because you donate sperm does not make

Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father. — Sarah Jessica Parker

My Sperm Quotes By Michelle Rodriguez: People forget we come from an embryo and

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. — Michelle Rodriguez

My Sperm Quotes By Jethro Tull: I may make you feel but I can't

I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ... — Jethro Tull

My Sperm Quotes By Molly Harper: Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.

Stupid werewolf ninja sperm. — Molly Harper

My Sperm Quotes By Daria Snadowsky: But when I gave bl0w jobs to my

But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky

My Sperm Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: You should always look on human life as

You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes. — Marcus Aurelius

My Sperm Quotes By Bauvard: Frogs. We all want their long tongues and

Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm. — Bauvard

My Sperm Quotes By Marina Keegan: When the moon gets bored, it kills whales.

When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. Blue whales and fin whales and humpback, sperm, and orca whales: centrifugal forces don't discriminate. — Marina Keegan

My Sperm Quotes By Bjork: Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork

My Sperm Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ...

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My Sperm Quotes By George R R Martin: The air smelled of salt and frying fish,

The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm. — George R R Martin

My Sperm Quotes By Pitigrilli: Mysticism was merely virility in a state of

Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad. — Pitigrilli

My Sperm Quotes By Katherine A. Briccetti: To have my life accepted as just another

To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment. — Katherine A. Briccetti

My Sperm Quotes By David Mitchell: But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a

But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell

My Sperm Quotes By John Kennedy Toole: I suspect that I am the result of

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. — John Kennedy Toole

My Sperm Quotes By Andrew Demcak: my skin listening still no accompanist: I can't

my skin listening

still no accompanist:

I can't kiss me!

and the sperm's tempo
always insisting — Andrew Demcak