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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

And what have you been up to? she asked.
Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews

Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead. — Doug MacLeod

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

The movement of life has to rest in its own music. — Rabindranath Tagore

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. — Jerry Seinfeld

I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it. — John Darnielle

I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. — Karen Salmansohn

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. — Lauren Myracle

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. — Jenji Kohan

Sporks are only used in the most dire situations. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends — Josh Stern

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers

I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. — George Takei

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. — William Goldman

It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous! — PewDiePie

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola

Life is funny; it really is. — Karyn Bosnak