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My mom says I was born screaming. — Elle King

My mom says I either have to go to college or go into the military. — Camren Bicondova

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed." — Larry The Cable Guy

My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work. — Jane Wagner

My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year. — Stephenie Meyer

I'm adaptable. A nomad, my mom always says."
Zoe raised an eyebrow.
"Your mom?"
"Well I wasn't spawned. — Katie Reus

My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that. — Aaron Douglas

My mom says you only need three people you can rely on to achieve self-actualization. — Cassandra Clare

You're not eating the cheese, Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back. — Lauren Barnholdt

If my mom says women are not property how come I want to belong to someone? — Sarah Tregay

They're here to get you," Mom says through a sob. "My sweet, the love of my life, they're here to get you. — James Dashner

My mom always says, 'If you don't believe in something, you'll lose yourself completely.' — Hilary Duff

My mom says that when it rains you never feel like you should be anywhere but home. — Elise Broach

My mom insists that my friendships online aren't real. She says that until you meet someone in person, you don't really know them. I don't agree, — Daniel H. Wilson

I've endured quite a bit of physical pain. My mom says that I got my first set of stitches when I was one-and-a-half. A cat got my eye. — Bobby Williams

My mom says I'm destined to be the sort of man who uses big words but pronounces them incorrectly. — Karen Russell

My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew. — Miranda Lambert

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first". — Ivanka Trump

My mom says I'm a fighter, a fierce competitor, and I think I am, too. — Gabby Douglas

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that. — Judith Viorst

My mom says that my dad coerced me into choosing the cello. He says that's not entirely true. I don't remember; I was three. — Joshua Roman

My mom says, "Just keep in mind when you're choosing a career - money doesn't solve everything, but it sure makes life easier." I — Rachel Friedman

My mom says before I turn eighteen she still has the right to murder me. — Kasie West

I scowled at him as I shifted the gear into drive. "Do you love being difficult?" I asked.
"My mom says it's my specialty," he said with a grin. — Shana Norris

I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,' — David Letterman

But my mom says the best revenge is living well, and I believe her. — Emery Lord

My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.' — Cheryl Hines

My mom says crying is just your body expelling all the bad stuff. Like a sneeze. Like your soul sneezing. — Jeff Garvin

I also try to read all of my fan mail. A lot of them send me candy, which I'm not allowed to eat 'cause my mom says it might be poisonous. — Justin Bieber

I always say I am a realist, and my mom says, 'No, you just have anxiety.' — Jessica Chastain

Maybe I should get my mom something," he said bitterly. "What says 'Thanks for throwing me out of the house and pretending I died'?" "Orchids? — Cassandra Clare

My mom says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but I'm hopeful that their tree was on a hill and I'm rolling farther away as write — Kristin Billerbeck