My Horse Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about My Horse

My Horse Quotes & Sayings

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I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock — Josh Lanyon

When riding, ask yourself what will my horse get out of it if I get what I want? Many times, human nature is to take and to not give anything back. — Buck Brannaman

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

Monster, I do smell all horse piss, at which
my nose is in great indignation. (IV, 1, lines 223-224) — William Shakespeare

Could I be jealous of the way he was touching my horse? Yep ... I was. — Carly Kade

I heard a neigh. Oh, such a brisk and melodious neigh it was. My very heart leapt with the sound. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

The horse saved my life, so that's kind of why I'll spend the rest of mine trying to help them. — Buck Brannaman

Gradually, I came to know my horses intimately. You go through every mood they experience and come to view the world much like a horse. — Tim Cope

Rides my demon horse, shoots a grizzly - my, my, proper Miss Elizabeth Hamilton, who'd ever have thought it? — Debra Holland

My blood!" ejaculated the vexed coachman, "and not atop of Shooter's yet! Tst! Yah! Get on with you!" The emphatic horse, cut short by the whip — Charles Dickens

Today my winged horse is coming and I am carrying you off to the moon and on the moon we will eat rose petals. — Shirley Jackson

He ate my horse. — Brandon Sanderson

I will never become a horse trainer, a biologist, a person competent with a hammer. My loves were my loves. — Jane Hirshfield

I'll drive you home."
"On your white horse?"
"In my red truck. — Rainbow Rowell

He left his footprints burnt into my heart. — Berneen Vidra

My philosophy is simple: It's a down-home, common, horse-sense approach to things. — Dolly Parton

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame. — Mark Twain

I'm an equestrian, so I like to ride. Ride horses, I love to hike with my dog, love to travel. Most recently I went to Costa Rica, which I loved. — Kristanna Loken

I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg. — Jack Klugman

I grew up loving horses. I was relatively obsessed, starting with my rocking horse at age 2, all the way through my painting and drawing phase. — Diane Lane

Eleanor's voice was below zero. 'My finest horse to whichever faerie in this room brings me that woman's left eye.'
My thoughts exactly. — Maggie Stiefvater

Physically, I'm healthy as a horse, always held up. But in the mental illness department, I got my share. It's just what I got. — Shawn Colvin

I like getting on my high horse. I look good on it. Like a knight ... — Dan Miller

One of your northmen hit me with a morningstar during the battle on the Green Fork. I escaped him by falling off my horse. (Tyrion) — George R R Martin

Do you intend to come over here and mount your horse, or are you wanting to stare at my backside for the rest of the day? (Ewan) — Kinley MacGregor

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off. — Samuel Goldwyn

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. — Bob Monkhouse

My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that color. — William Shakespeare

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. — Lewis Black

I feel very meditative when I ride. A horse does not know whether my movie is a hit or a flop or what is happening in my relationship. — Randeep Hooda

I still gamble, but it's all legal. I own horses, and I go to watch my horse. I don't go daily. — Pete Rose

Whoa, boss! Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade. I don't wanna be a horse-ke-bob! — Rick Riordan

What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. — Anne McCaffrey

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans — Muhammad Ali

I try to keep myself in the best of company and my horses in the worst of company. — Len Goodman

I describe my personal style as 'mythic space horse with chocolate box tendencies.' — Gwendoline Christie

I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality. — Vanessa Carlton

I just spend my life driving down the road, training horses and helping people. — Buck Brannaman

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

I will make it my personal mission in life to squash you and your department like a horse turd under my boot heel. — Leslie Murray

Though I've lived in the rural West most of my life, I never once fell in love with a horse. Not once. Neither end. — Edward Abbey

I love 'Crazy Horse,' and Neil Young is one of my favorite guitar players. — Juliana Hatfield

My land is where my dead lie buried. — Crazy Horse

My father was a great fan of the horses. His only regret was that I never ran in the Grand National. — Steve Ovett

A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! — William Shakespeare

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake. — Patrick Rothfuss

Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's bust. — John Betjeman

My kingdom not for a horse, but for a good piece of advice! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

He left his hoofprints burnt into my heart — Berneen Vidra

I ride my horse at competition level. — Alannah Myles

My horses make very silly faces when I'm preparing their meals. — Martin Clunes

Gwynned lies two days westwards; still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All-Father Woden's favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. — George Gordon Byron

I grew up riding all my life, so I was very comfy on a horse, thank God. Although I'd never ridden ... with sword in my hand. — Joshua Sasse

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog. — Cornelia Funke

My ass hurts, Garrett."
"Didn't we have this conversation when we first met? — Abigail Roux

All the feeling which my father could not put into words was in his hand-any dog, child or horse would recognize the kindness of it. — Freya Stark

The death I should prefer would be to break my neck off the back of a good horse at a full gallop on a fine day. — Fanny Kemble

You saw my leg?"
"How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg. — Shannon Hale

Body my house
my horse my hound
what will I do
when you are fallen — May Swenson

Some of my biggest friends are big-time horse owners. — Pete Rose

My wife's been telling me that I'm a perfect horse's ass for years now. — Stephen King

I cannot imagine my life without horses. They have been my teachers, my friends, my business partners and my entertainment. — Monty Roberts

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun. — Rodney Dangerfield

My parents have always been open to me trying new things, whether it's yoga or ballet or tap or jazz or piano or horse riding. — Sofia Vassilieva

Ah, you know my weaknesses
my children and my horses. — Ulysses S. Grant

Fuckin' Mother Teresa of the MC world, Horse," Ruger chimed in. "Brings a tear to my eye. — Joanna Wylde

I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you? — Jeremy Paxman

I would be at horse shows by myself for weeks, and I had to make sure I was on my game at all times. — Bella Hadid

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J.B. Morton

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

At my door the Pale Horse stands to carry me to unknown lands. — John Hay

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working. — Harry S. Truman

My first crime novel, "Wild Horses," sold at auction, and that changed my life at an ideal time. — Brian Hodge

I love animals, but I don't really like riding animals. Like, I don't love being on a horse - it's just not my thing. — Miley Cyrus

A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I have a birthmark on the inside of my left knee that resembles an upside-down sea horse. — Gabourey Sidibe

A horse's hindquarters appeared at the door, the horse backing slowly down a ramp. "Buckwheat!" Emily squealed. "You bringed my horsie! — Pamela Clare

I wish I had a horse; then I could run for miles in this splendid air, and not lose my breath." Jo — Louisa May Alcott

Dancer nudged him in the shoulder. "I know, fella. She got me good. And it's my own fault." His horse poked him in the jaw in agreement. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Life is a gift horse in my opinion. — J.D. Salinger

We're giving them hope. That's better than nothing.'
'Spoken like a man who's never had nothing,' I said, and wheeled my horse away. — Leigh Bardugo

My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet. — Tyra Banks

I shall have my lasso, I shall lead the course;
I recognize it's time to mount a different horse. — Mie Hansson

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. — Charles V

When I ride a horse, it just makes my blood wiggle! [Cole, age 5] — Kim Meeder

It has been a mistake living my life in the past. One cannot ride a horse backwards and still hold its reins. — Richard Paul Evans

I tried water polo and my horse drownedthat was a nightmare. — Lee Evans

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue. — William Shakespeare

My hobbies away from horse racing would be reading and painting; I love art. — Chantal Sutherland

I have a secret passion for horse riding. I haven't done it for ages, but I used to have a horse. I love it; it's one of my favourite things. — Jess Glynne

My stern chase after time is, to borrow a simile from Tom Paine, like the race of a man with a wooden leg after a horse. — John Quincy Adams

When you're young and fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. — Roy Rogers

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed. — Dolly Parton

That and the fact that I knew that nobody was going to publish my work at Dark Horse or DC or anywhere. — Rob Walton

If a man stole my dinner, I might let him run; but if he stole my horse, he and I and death would play hide-and-seek! ~~ Ranjoor Singh — Talbot Mundy

You and me, we look out for each other. But I will take care of you a little extra, because I am your person, and you will always be my special horse. — Megan Shepherd

I've never been sentimental about my horse.
The horse doesn't give a damn about you.
If you want to know the truth - horses are dumb. — Tim McCoy

Then I lie down on the horse blanket and drift into a dream about Marlena that will probably cost me my soul. — Sara Gruen

I miss my horse. He's in Los Angeles. — Zosia Mamet

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. — Mark Twain