My Granny Quotes: top 66 famous quotes about My Granny

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But Granny was the sort of person you brought with you when you went to war, and that was what Elsa loved about her. — Fredrik Backman

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point. — Maggie Smith

Granny hesitated. "Agnes who calls herself Perditax?"
"Perdita X," said Nanny. She at least respected anyone's right to recreate themselves. — Terry Pratchett

I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo. I wore Uniqlo, of course. — Nicola Formichetti

This is where I break one last taboo: I'm incredibly glad I'm not a granny. — Kiki Dee

If I'd had to buy you, you wouldn't be worth the price. — Terry Pratchett

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed. — Terry Pratchett

Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax. — Terry Pratchett

I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend. — Cassie Scerbo

Oh God! I wore granny panties today. I didn't think anyone would see them." She covers her eyes with her hand in embarrassment. — Gisele Walko

And Granny Weatherwax said, "I was younger when I last danced with you. But I am old now. There will be no more dances for me. — Terry Pratchett

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett

If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall. — Mark E. Smith

And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff ... It's the Fed!? — Neil Cavuto

He's got great credentials by winning the World Cup but he did it with Brazil - my granny could probably have managed Brazil to World Cup success. — Gary Lineker

Naked female bodies with their legs apart, a granny and her sagging tits. Terrified, — Elif Shafak

Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny. — Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri

Democracy is not something we have. It's something we do. — Doris "Granny D" Haddock

Small towns make up for their lack of people by having everyone be more interesting. — Doris "Granny D" Haddock

I still loved Granny. It flowed out of my chest. With Granny gone, where would my love go? — Jessica Maria Tuccelli

Only different people change the world," Granny used to say. "No one normal has ever changed a crapping thing. — Fredrik Backman

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist, — MC Paul Barman

People of Granny's age describe Wikipedia as 'an encyclopaedia, but on the net!' Encyclopaedias are what Elsa describes as 'Wikipedia, but analogue. — Fredrik Backman

Granny Blue said that everybody you meet is just a walking, talking broken heart. Some people just put the pieces back together better than others. — Natalie Lloyd

I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead. — Bethany Frenette

I trust my wife's judgement ... That's what Philippe says about Granny, just before all hell breaks loose. — Deborah Harkness

Fire on the mountain," the granny woman said. "They up there sharpening they swords." Then she said that word again: freedom. — Terry Bisson

granny-humping butt sucker! — Annie Nicholas

What's to be afraid of?' she managed. 'Us,' said Granny Weatherwax, smugly. The — Terry Pratchett

Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more. — Terry Pratchett

I was clenching the steering wheel like a granny, but driving like I was trying out for NASCAR. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Granny said. Only fellow my age I know still got lead in his pencil. — Paul Levine

It's as if the whole house is missing Granny now. Not the people living in it, but the actual building. — Fredrik Backman

She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult. — Terry Pratchett

Granny was right,' I said. 'When you forgive someone it does make you stronger. It makes your heart bigger than your hate. — Jack Gantos

I'd like to cook for my granny one more time. I cooked for her a couple of times before she passed away, but I wasn't really old enough. — Arthur Potts Dawson

That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum's granny flat — Gabrielle Tozer

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. — Jeff Foxworthy

Groggy. Achy. My muscles feel like a granny's. — James Dashner

I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that! — Simon Pegg

She shouldn't take any notice of what those muppets think, says Granny. Because all the best people are different - look at superheroes. — Fredrik Backman

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. — Kate Middleton

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell

I'm not a lady, I'm a witch. — Terry Pratchett

Tiffany had wondered how Granny and Mrs. Proust would get on, given that both of them were as proud as a cat full of sixpences. — Terry Pratchett

I won't tell if you don't." I winked.
Granny laughed.
In the South, a wink speaks louder than words. — Tonya Kappes

I started when I was six years old. My first coach was my granny, she was the best player in Slovakia. — Daniela Hantuchova

You mean it's my destiny? she said at last.
Granny shrugged. Something like that. Probably. Who knows? — Terry Pratchett

She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people. — Terry Pratchett

If anyone locked me in a dungeon, there'd be screams. — Terry Pratchett

Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster. — Jessica Maria Tuccelli

Are they trained to treat everyone as a servant?'
'Probably. That doesn't make you into one, — Sherwood Smith

Granny said tardiness was nothing but bad manners, and that people with bad manners lacked character. Erlene — Scott Pratt

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days. — Jo Brand

...older than God's Granny..."

Just heard this for the first time - that's killer! — Chris L. Adams

Resting on the roots of this old oak I lean back against his knotted trunk, shine my granny smith on my sleeve And ponder the days ... — Kellie Elmore

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved — Robin Williams

Jamie turned to Shaya. "Ever played that game, 'hit Granny with the polo mallet? — Suzanne Wright

Words is important, Granny whispered into the night. — Terry Pratchett

It's possible to love your grandmother for years and years without really knowing anything about her. — Fredrik Backman

They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Jane Couch

My granny used to say if you're too sharp you'll cut yourself, — Terry Pratchett

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

Her granny always called her complexion peaches and cream and said her freckles added character. Yeah, cause I need more of that. — Julia Mills

No. The old gods ain't big on 'sorry,'" said Granny, pacing up and down again. "They know it's just a word. — Terry Pratchett

Granny panties. White as a flag, but with no surrender. — Rhoda Janzen