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My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Amy Sedaris: Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Andre Bramble: The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Jay Crownover: Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Mark Zero: And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Jerry Lawler: One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Jay London: My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Taylor Wilson: When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind

When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. — Taylor Wilson

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Werley Nortreus: When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even

When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her. — Werley Nortreus

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Stylo Fantome: No, no, no. Your girlfriend is there!

No, no, no. Your girlfriend is there! — Stylo Fantome

My Girlfriend Is The Best Quotes By Kid Ink: In my position, I think the best thing

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. — Kid Ink