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Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers.
— Sarah Lotz
Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You're not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You're. Just. Mine,
— Penelope Douglas
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
— Wissam Al Mana
It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'
— Conan O'Brien
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife
— Nikolay Davydenko
Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way.
— Melyssa Winchester
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man!
— R.L. Mathewson
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
— Randy Newman
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
— Susan Mallery
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment.
— Jarod Kintz
My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to make you gorgeous, girlfriend.
— Bratniss Everclean
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin.
— David Bischoff
first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON
— Mallory Ortberg
My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground.
— Rob James-Collier
The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have.
— Toshihiko Seko
Andwhich is more
you'll be a woman, my girlfriend ! — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity.
— Jamie McGuire
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.
— Chaz Bundick
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.
— Avinash Kaushik
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.
— Deion Sanders
My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier
— Alexandra Adornetto
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend.
— Mark Salling
No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.''Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
— Dorothy Allison
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
— Gina Gershon
My career is my girlfriend.
— Aaron Carter
