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Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers. — Sarah Lotz

My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. — Wendy Higgins

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

My girlfriend is rap. Music and albums and records and my kids. — Mystikal

Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You're not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You're. Just. Mine, — Penelope Douglas

I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer. — Jarod Kintz

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to say to my girlfriend. — Adam Rapp

It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.' — Conan O'Brien

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. — Yuki

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way. — Melyssa Winchester

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. — Rainbow Rowell

The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! — R.L. Mathewson

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

My math is never sharper as when I meet an old girlfriend with a kid. — Kelsey Grammer

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman

They can say whatever they want about my personal life because I know what my personal life is, and it involves a lot of TV and cats and girlfriends. — Taylor Swift

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She's tied up in the trunk this very moment. — Jarod Kintz

My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to make you gorgeous, girlfriend. — Bratniss Everclean

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin. — David Bischoff

Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. — Shwayze

first of all she's not my girlfriend second of all denmark is a PRISON — Mallory Ortberg

My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. — Rob James-Collier

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. — Toshihiko Seko

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. — Seth Meyers

And
which is more
you'll be a woman, my girlfriend ! — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity. — Jamie McGuire

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. — Chaz Bundick

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. — Kid Ink

I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. — Deion Sanders

If I'm in a relationship and my girlfriend is sleeping with other people, I don't need to know who it is; I just want to know how she feels about it. — Ben Folds

My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier — Alexandra Adornetto

Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. — Mark Salling

No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.'
'Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. — Gina Gershon

My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer ... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her — Drake

My career is my girlfriend. — Aaron Carter

Shah Rukh is not my girlfriend that I should remember him. When I don't remember my past girlfriends, what will I remember Shah Rukh for? — Salman Khan

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. — Peter O'Toole