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My Corolla, sorry to report, was mortally wounded in the attack. There were no funeral plans at this time. — Heather Webber

At my dad's funeral I didn't cry when my dad died. I did it years later when I forgave him, which I've totally forgiven him and I loved my dad. — Billy Bob Thornton

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?"
"Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful? — J. Lynn

Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral — Arthur C. Clarke

Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines. — O. Henry

I knew I wouldn't get an invitation. I would be lucky to get an invitation to my own funeral, with my reputation. — Laurie Halse Anderson

When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer. — Natalie Portman

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men. — Quintus Ennius

I want to fill my mind with life-enhancing, positive, beautiful memories. The dark experiences can remain buried without a funeral. — Alexandra Stoddard

Let no one pay me honor with tears, nor celebrate my funeral rites with weeping. — Quintus Ennius

I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians. — Tamara Tunie

I order that my funeral ceremonies be extremely modest, and that they take place at dawn or at the evening Ave Maria, without song or music. — Giuseppe Verdi

My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik

The only time I have ever seen my father cry in my whole life was the day he watched JFK's funeral procession on television. — Margaret A. Salinger

should start preparing for my funeral. I had been — Malala Yousafzai

If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it's own. I'm glad I don't have to wear it very often. — Courtney C. Stevens

So, my sweet, did it put the fun into funeral? — Johnny Rich

If you're ready," I say, wiping my eyes while he blows his nose, "we should head to the funeral home. Do you think they allow dogs in there? — Shaun David Hutchinson

The funeral was over, at last I could cry. Except that I couldn't. My tears, kept in too long, had fossilized. They would have to stay in forever now. — Diane Setterfield

But tonight was the night. Chloe and Jake were finally going to tell their parents. Tomorrow, I could be planning my boyfriend's funeral. — Kieran Scott

That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses.
"Save them for my funeral," I'd said. — Sylvia Plath

I am a corpse bored with my own funeral. I live like a gypsy, only with less gold and maybe more curses. — Pete Wentz

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic. — Nick Carter

When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral. — Noah Baumbach

My ghost is the only soul who ever comes to cry on my grave ... Only the skies cried sincerely on my funeral. — Simona Panova

After you died I could not hold a funeral,
And so my life became a funeral. — Han Kang

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban

To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches. — Charles Baudelaire

What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral. — Josephine Baker

I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own. — Charles Saatchi

I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral. — Meg Cabot

I delayed my father's funeral because of cricket. — Virat Kohli

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. — George Burns

A stiff breeze lifted the hair from my head. At my feet, the city doused its lights in sleep, its buildings blackened, as if for a funeral. — Sylvia Plath

If you hear I'm dead, don't come to my funeral. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

One important thing about life : At my funeral, my living dream and my lived days must be in synchronism. — Myself

[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral. — Charles Bradlaugh

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

The tea tasted like a clear dark dripping from the past. My grandmother came back with it, in crisp black funeral silks, — Ross Macdonald

We were heading into the clumsy territory of my mother's funeral, stretched-out silences, wrong smiles, the place where words didn't work. — Donna Tartt

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die. — Maria Edgeworth

I remember from my father's funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that away like a cherished image. — Anna Deavere Smith

I want that at my funeral," said Pam. "I want to be carried out on the shoulders of six stalwart young men. Preferably in loincloths. — Leslie Meier

I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I have had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral — Lord Mountbatten

Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals. — Madonna Ciccone

Every morning I walk by a funeral home, and that's my productivity hack for how to make sure your to-do list is properly prioritized. — Anil Dash

I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there with my camera. — Martin Parr

I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral. — Donald Hall

My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward

I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite. — Tom Odell

I want Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D played at my funeral. If it isn't I shall jolly well want to know why. — Sybil Thorndike

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen

Give your Friends Roses while they are still alive; don't wait until their funeral.
-Robert L. Biehl (my dad) — Bobb Biehl

As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, Look, he's still moving! — Peter Costello

When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket. — Shirley Manson

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again. — Stan Laurel

Wouldst thou find my ashes? Look
In the pages of my book;
And as these thy hand doth turn,
Know here is my funeral urn. — Adelaide Crapsey

When I die, nobody cry at my funeral, in fact let's all have a party; I've lived the life of ten men. I lived all my dreams and more. — Robbin Crosby

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan

My legacy to me is-when I drop dead and they're at my funeral - I want my three kids to get up and say, 'He's an awesome dad'. — Dana White

My idea of man's chief end was to enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a fairly good time myself while doing so. — Robert Louis Stevenson

I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was. — Laurie Notaro

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things. — Homer

My mum had 14 pregnancies - but only four of us survived. We had a little sister born for a few days and she died. There had to be a funeral. — Tyson Fury

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents. — Joan Rivers

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! — Stan Laurel

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars. — Woody Allen

I have passed the mountain peak and my soul is soaring in the firmament of Complete and unbounded freedom; I am in comfort, I am in peace. — Khalil Gibran

wasn't no bit of me willing to ride shotgun to my own funeral. — J.D. Jordan

I could not escape a feeling that this was my own funeral, and you do not cry in that case. — John Knowles