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My Father In Law Quotes By Billy Graham: My father-in-law ... was a great inspiration to

My father-in-law ... was a great inspiration to me both in life and in his preparation for death. — Billy Graham

My Father In Law Quotes By Diego Della Valle: My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me

My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was more exciting. — Diego Della Valle

My Father In Law Quotes By David Mitchell: Earlier, I stepped on a squid that had

Earlier, I stepped on a squid that had propelled itself over the bulwarks! (Its eyes & beak reminded me of my father-in-law.) — David Mitchell

My Father In Law Quotes By David Guterson: My father is a practicing criminal law attorney

My father is a practicing criminal law attorney in the Seattle area. — David Guterson

My Father In Law Quotes By Dick Clark: Humor is always based on a modicum of

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark

My Father In Law Quotes By Jude Law: I never thought I had to forge a

I never thought I had to forge a family, but it felt the most natural thing that ever happened to me - meeting someone and becoming a father. — Jude Law

My Father In Law Quotes By Sam Crescent: It's a father's place to hate the son-in-law.

It's a father's place to hate the son-in-law. It's our place to put them through h*ll just to make sure they know what they're doing. — Sam Crescent

My Father In Law Quotes By Aasif Mandvi: We are Muslims. My father would pawn off

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes. — Aasif Mandvi

My Father In Law Quotes By Melanie Dickerson: Gabe prayed for the strength not to strangle

Gabe prayed for the strength not to strangle his future father-in-law for the fiftieth time. — Melanie Dickerson

My Father In Law Quotes By Sabine Baring-Gould: According to Celtic law, all sons equally divided

According to Celtic law, all sons equally divided the inheritance and principalities of their father. — Sabine Baring-Gould

My Father In Law Quotes By Don Baylor: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your

Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. — Don Baylor

My Father In Law Quotes By Franz Kafka: Kafka earned his doctorate in law in 1906

Kafka earned his doctorate in law in 1906 but decided against practicing, to the disappointment of his father. — Franz Kafka

My Father In Law Quotes By Aeschylus: "Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written

"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness — Aeschylus

My Father In Law Quotes By Carl Spitteler: At my father's request I took up the

At my father's request I took up the study of law at the University of Zurich In 1863. — Carl Spitteler

My Father In Law Quotes By Cynthia Hand: Dearest Jane, Sorry I made you marry a

Dearest Jane, Sorry I made you marry a horse. Your father-in-law is trying to kill me. Send help. But — Cynthia Hand

My Father In Law Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. — Jeff Foxworthy

My Father In Law Quotes By Michael Lee West: The first time I saw my father-in-law's cotton,

The first time I saw my father-in-law's cotton, I though of the Original Sin, gardening being the root of the South's downfall. — Michael Lee West

My Father In Law Quotes By Chris Higgins: I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a

I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first — Chris Higgins

My Father In Law Quotes By Rosecrans Baldwin: My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine.

My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage. — Rosecrans Baldwin

My Father In Law Quotes By Paul Newman: Natural law. Sons are put on this earth

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers. — Paul Newman

My Father In Law Quotes By Ronan Farrow: Happy Father's Day or as they call it

Happy Father's Day
or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. — Ronan Farrow

My Father In Law Quotes By Elbridge Gerry: No religious doctrine shall be established by law.

No religious doctrine shall be established by law. — Elbridge Gerry

My Father In Law Quotes By Carre Otis: My parents were both from the East and

My parents were both from the East and had moved to San Francisco only so my father could go to law school there. — Carre Otis

My Father In Law Quotes By Susan Orlean: Even after I'd published three books and had

Even after I'd published three books and had been writing full-time for twenty years, my father continued to urge me to go to law school. — Susan Orlean

My Father In Law Quotes By Phyllis Chesler: If it were natural for father to care

If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so. — Phyllis Chesler

My Father In Law Quotes By Ray Buckley: Release the son from the crimes of the

Release the son from the crimes of the father. Civilized law decrees it. We — Ray Buckley

My Father In Law Quotes By Josh Kopelman: You know you've built a product that can

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

My Father In Law Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: I don't mind if, according to the Law

I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My Father In Law Quotes By Wally Lamb: Father's command is a son's law!

Father's command is a son's law! — Wally Lamb

My Father In Law Quotes By Thomas E. Woods Jr.: It was Francisco de Vitoria, a Catholic priest

It was Francisco de Vitoria, a Catholic priest and professor, who earned the title of father of international law. — Thomas E. Woods Jr.

My Father In Law Quotes By David Gregory: My father-in-law was a nuclear-submarine captain. My father

My father-in-law was a nuclear-submarine captain. My father was in the military. — David Gregory

My Father In Law Quotes By Columba Bush: My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think

My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. — Columba Bush

My Father In Law Quotes By Larry Christenson: It is unreasonable [for a father] to expect

It is unreasonable [for a father] to expect moral success with [his] children without submitting to the laws of morality. — Larry Christenson

My Father In Law Quotes By Brad Paisley: My father's a firefighter. He was my whole

My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. — Brad Paisley

My Father In Law Quotes By Clement Of Alexandria: The law itself exhibits justice and teaches wisdom

The law itself exhibits justice and teaches wisdom by abstinence from sensible images and by calling out to the Maker and Father of the universe. — Clement Of Alexandria

My Father In Law Quotes By Chief Joseph: Our fathers gave us many laws which they

Our fathers gave us many laws which they had learned from their
fathers. These laws were good. — Chief Joseph

My Father In Law Quotes By Tina Fey: My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

My Father In Law Quotes By Don DeLillo: It was not Death that stood before me

It was not Death that stood before me but only Vernon Dickey, my father-in-law. — Don DeLillo