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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
Just rolled out of bed." "I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade
Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat.
— Kate Avery Ellison
Spandex bodysuits, huh?" His eyes twinkled. "If that's what turns you on - I'm all for giving it a try.
— J.C. Reed
You're not celibate, then?" I breathe. Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. — E.L. James
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
— David Letterman
We still have a lot to talk about," I said. "Talk?" He shook his head, his eyes full of desire. Kiss, he whispered to my thoughts.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Mel: Does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? Murray: A little, around the eyes. Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes huh? Murray: Well ... she's got eyes.
— Kristen Schaal
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thyeyes - and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle's. — William Shakespeare
You're chained up." A wince pulled at Safi's eyes. "I upset the Admiral." "Of course you did." "It's not funny.
— Susan Dennard
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
— Conan O'Brien
He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass.
— Chris Hannan
Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg. — Sophie Kinsella
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!" Dee shrieked. "My eyes!
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes. "Well this is awkward. — Becca Fitzpatrick
What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination.
— Stephen Helmes
The thought of being with Shay Wilder makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a butter knife
— Lisa McMann
I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.
— Mitch Hedberg
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.
— James Stewart
It's funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can't seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.
— Colleen Hoover
Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?
— Murray Walker
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist.
— Terry Teachout
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
— Frank Lloyd Wright
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes.
— Paullina Simons
Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing.
— Pierce Brown
As you can see, visually, with your eyes.
— Murray Walker
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
— Terry Farrell
Let your eyes talk, mouth listens and ear sleeps.
— Santosh Kalwar
She says with that mistyfar-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
