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I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.
— Pippa Evans
Nothing says 'no big deal' like having my sorta ex-fiancee help me put my pants on.
— Shannon Messenger
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.
— Cybill Shepherd
My ex was about as handy as a back pocket on a T-shirt.~Dixie — D.B. Woodling
I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.
— Haruki Murakami
The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
— Don Frye
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
When i started flirting with the hustle, failure became my ex, now I'm engaged to the game and married to success.
— Lil' Wayne
I've been accused of being a bit too keen on my football, not least by my three ex-wives.
— Sean Bean
My ex calls the ochre winter 'autumn' as we queue to hear dock boys play jazz fugues in velvet dark. - Broken Verses
— Kamila Shamsie
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.
— Frank McCourt
If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?
— Jill Shalvis
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
— Jo Brand
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
— Natalya Vorobyova
I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories' grave.
It is January
And I am tired of being brave. — Arzum Uzun
I love my wife. My ex-wife. Nothing will ever change that." "Okay." "I can't love anyone else.
— C.D. Reiss
He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.
— Barbara Taylor Bradford
I started boxing when I was eight. Me and my brother Rafael started boxing in amateur tournaments when I was 13. My father was an ex-pro boxer.
— Juan Manuel Marquez
I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm.
— Nadine Velazquez
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.
— Scott Weiland
If my ex-husband had had his way, I would have quit writing and continued working in his factory.
— Nele Neuhaus
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee
— George Strait
But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?
— Daria Snadowsky
In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.
— S.A. Tawks
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.
— Sarah Ferguson
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you.""Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
In my career, I have played a gangster, an ex cop, a journalist and a film director. Yet, the label of a serial kisser refuses to leave me.
— Emraan Hashmi
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich
At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
— George Lopez
Next time we will roll out the red carpet for you in the United States of Arabia, my brethren! — Leonard Leventon
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There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.
— Doug Stanhope
My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.
— John Fugelsang
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
— Jennifer Nettles
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time.
— Mitch Hedberg
I was looking for my ex-lover to break the Sixth Commandment.
— Joshilyn Jackson
The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.
— Simon Cowell
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
— Emo Philips
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
In fact, he was the most stubborn thing I had ever met besides my ex-husband, and not any easier to mount.
— Lynn Bohart
When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!
— Jarod Kintz
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
— Bruce Lansky
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
I love the one that can't be loved. Because I just didn't have the luck to love the one that could be loved.
— Leydi Morfa
Nothing so good as bein' right with Jesus, my sister. I was being evangelized by an ex-con.
— Faith Hunter
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
— Lee Trevino
I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton
— Sandi Lynn
It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow.
— Luke Treadaway
My ex would know not to talk to me until I came back from running. I'd always be in a better place.
— Arielle Kebbel
My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored.
— Neil Strauss
I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home.[Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non tanquam ex domo.] — Marcus Tullius Cicero
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.
— Ronald Perelman
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.
— James Norton
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.
— Stewart Rahr
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day.
— Kim Stolz
My dad's an ex-policeman, and my mum is a sales representative, and they haven't got the acting bug. Bless them.
— Olivia Cooke
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.
— Kim Harrison
