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My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. — Natalie Du Toit

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. — Shane Tronc

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. — Wendy Liebman

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest. — Lucy Davis

Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them. — Debi Mazar

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!! — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time. — Shirley Maclaine

You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot. — Katherine McIntyre

My books kept me from the ring, the dog-pit, the tavern, and the saloon. — Thomas Hood

Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today. — Gertrude Stein

I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog. — Ben Mendelsohn

My dog is going to come back to me. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. We're going to be together, again. — Gail Graham

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop. — Dana Gould

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky. — Mitch Hedberg

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

I started early, took my dog, And visited the sea; The mermaids in the basement Came out to look at me — Emily Dickinson

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do. — Cesar Millan

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also. — Mike Ditka

You call me misbeliever, cut-throat, dog, And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine, — Stephen Greenblatt

My subconscious rolls her eyes at me in despair and goes back to reading her dog-eared copy of Jane Eyre. — E.L. James

Me and my dog are best friends. — Daniel Johns

I have a dog at home, and that's my baby. She's my girl, and I would do absolutely anything for her. She's like a child to me. — Michael Graziadei

My dog! the difference between thee and me knows only our Creator. — Alphonse De Lamartine

I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog. — Bob Peterson

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. — Dan Harmon

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. — Dana Gould

There are people who read my work and accuse me of being political! As far as I'm concerned that's like accusing a dog of having a bark! — Barbara Kingsolver

and let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won't just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can. — Ze Frank

I pray thee let me and my fellow have a haire of the dog that bit us last night. — John Heywood

Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those walks for a walking meditation. — Patrick Fabian

I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings. — Jane Goodall

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals. — Diogenes

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV. — Phillip Lim

I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me. — Ziggy Marley