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When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'
— Sally Field
Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well ... not yet, give me time and a crayon.
— Matt Smith
Doctor says u think too much,i said she lives in my mind too much !
— Pratik Nandgaonkar
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
Amy: I never knew you drank wine.Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life.
*takes sip and spits it out in disgust* — Steven Moffat
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
— Henny Youngman
I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.
— Jennifer Lawrence
When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.
— Les Dawson
But still, if I don't consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well - let it get worse!
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I told a doctor once, Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!
— Gerard De Marigny
My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.
— Oscar Wilde
That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.
— Boris Pasternak
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
— Cesar Romero
I am Melody Malone, with ice in my heart and a kiss on my lips. In the city that never sleeps and should never blink, mysteries are my business.
— Melody Malone
I was really into my studies and wanted to be a doctor.
— Ieva Laguna
I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.
— Miranda Hart
I grew up in a home and in a world in which you can do anything. We were all expected to go to college. My father was a doctor.
— David Alan Grier
I would make my mom buy me the toy doctor kit.
— Debi Thomas
Nudity is for my boyfriend or my doctor.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
My Brother went to college To become a doctor And if he studies hard enough He'll end up just like papa, who hates his life.
— Conor Oberst
I think it's a really sad situation when I have to lie to my doctor about what I need a medication for.
— Liz Miller
I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandy, um, my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot, thank you so much.
— Metta World Peace
'Doctor Who' is where my love of science fiction and fantasy started. I was introduced to it when I was 8, and I'm still an avid viewer.
— Adam Christopher
You know what my doctor said about that book you've been reading? Give it to someone you hate.
— Graeme Simsion
My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
— Joan Rivers
Doctor, feel my purse.
— Jane Ace
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
— Wilma Rudolph
The happiest moment in my life? When my doctor told me I was completely cured of leukemia.
— Jose Carreras
I'm now 'Doctor' to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.
— Howard Florey
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
— Judy Gold
But look, I cleared out all y'all that got in the way/And y'all knew that I was ill, but now my doctor is Dre
— Jon Connor
The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?
— Ilona Andrews
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.
— Moms Mabley
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
— Henny Youngman
Whenever I'm sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!
— Justin Bieber
Master and Doctor are my titles; for ten years now, without repose, I held my erudite recitals and led my pupils by the nose.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
— George Burns
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
— Joe E. Lewis
If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
My father was a doctor.
— David Alan Grier
The religion of my doctor or my lawyer cannot matter. That consideration has nothing in common with the functions of the friendship they owe me.
— Michel De Montaigne
In my opinion the Doctor is a man.
— Lee Newton
When I was a journalist at Wired, I convinced a doctor to implant an RFID tracking device in my arm.
— Annalee Newitz
My dear old friend King George V told me he would never have died but for that vile doctor, Lord Dawson of Penn.
— Margot Asquith
My father, who grew up picking olives on the Greek island of Lesbos, was a doctor. So my family expected me to become a physician.
— Peter Diamandis
My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.
— Della Reese
I'm obsessed with coffee. My doctor says if I don't cut back, I am going to permanently damage my esophagus. No joke.
— Matthew Gray Gubler
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in the balls with a hammer.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Wow' said Rose 'I never Knew my wish really is your command.'The Doctor (10th) grinned. 'One bag of chips and I'm anyone's — Stephen Cole
I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.
— Carson McCullers
Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's." "Well you can't say fairer than that then
— Tommy Cooper
My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.
— Lee Trevino
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest.
— Kyle Dunnigan
I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without a license.
— George Hamilton
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
— Rodney Dangerfield
With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I suffer in mind, stories are my refuge; I take them like opium; and consider one who writes them as a sort of doctor of the mind.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
— Orson Welles
Note, my good doctor," said I, "that without fools, society would be a very tiresome place!
— Mikhail Lermontov
My mother says I was two and a half when I first mentioned I wanted to be an actor. My father said, 'The word is pronounced 'Doctor!'
— Sanjeev Bhaskar
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
My fantasy is, if I wasn't on 'Dexter,' I would move my family to London and work for the BBC on 'Doctor Who.'
— Manny Coto
I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
— Henny Youngman
The scar on my eye is a result of the doctor's sewing up my face. It was 450 stitches and plastic surgery.
— Charlie Puth
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
— LIZ
Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring.
— Andre Leon Talley
The blueberry-soy weight-loss smoothies my son makes for me taste terrible, but my doctor says they're good for me.
— Sirio Maccioni
The doctor punched my vein, the captain called me Cain, upon my belly sat the sow of fear.
— Karl Shapiro
I told him Friday was a different religious occasion: Doctor Who. Hey, it's not my fault they don't have TiVo yet.
— Libba Bray
We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer.
— Bassem Youssef
'Doctor Who' was my first telly job, and before that I did a lot of theatre in education, children's theatre.
— Sophie Aldred
My kids' doctor will quickly answer any email, even if it's 11:00 at night. That's important to me.
— Kourtney Kardashian
Don't interfere!" The Doctor silenced her angrily. "I cannot will my own destruction.
— Peter Grimwade
I love playing 'Radagast.' He's my new love, you know what I mean? I'm not divorcing 'Doctor Who.' I'm just going to be married to a few people.
— Sylvester McCoy
I used to jokingly say, "I don't teach art. I'm an art doctor." Students come to me and say, "My art's sick," and we help them make it well.
— John Baldessari
My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working 16 hours a day.
— Christopher Meloni
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
— Rodney Dangerfield
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
— Henny Youngman
The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.
— Magic Johnson
