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When dad says he's going to church, he actually means he's going to a library or a bookstore. - Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac. — Gabrielle Zevin

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining. — Jeremy Scahill

Dad always says, 'If you can't stand out, then you should just sit down. — Karsten Knight

Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other. — Joseph Joubert

You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile. — Cath Crowley

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. — Jay Asher

Any chance that you're pregnant?' the technician says as he pulls the X-ray lamp over my swollen knee.
'No,' Henry and Dad say at the same time. — Miranda Kenneally

My dad always says that you don't get to choose what happens in the world, only how you react to it. — Adriana Mather

My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it. — Brandon Mull

On Lego's
Listen, I don't want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit. — Justin Halpern

It's just insane how much you swear, did anyone ever tell you that? My dad says it's a sign of a bad vocabulary. — Fredrik Backman

My dad says I could sing before I could talk, if that's possible. I was always humming and things like that. — Miley Cyrus

You're very powerful, Clara," Dad says. "Even for a Triplare, you're remarkable. Your connection is strong and steady. — Cynthia Hand

I'll back up anything my dad says. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

My dad never really played basketball, but now he's my biggest critic. I come home, and he says: 'Why didn't you shoot there? Why didn't you drive?' — Dirk Nowitzki

My Dad says that we're the meanest to the ones we love because we know they'll still love us. — Delphine De Vigan

My dad don't like lies. He says it hurts people in the long race. He prefers the truth. That hurts them instantly. — Christopher Titus

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana

You learn as much from failure as from success, Dad always says. Though no one admires you for it. — Karen Joy Fowler

I'm about to tell Jonah about the safari Dad's going to take me on, but Mrs. Marconi says talking's like ping-pong: you take turns. — David Mitchell

I'm just
the reason they married.
Mum says
I was a surprise.
Dad says
I was an accident.
Truth is ...
I am their mistake. — Emma Cameron

Unless you sit down and talk to your dad and say, 'Why weren't you there?' and he says, 'I'm going to really tell you the truth,' then you won't know. — Dwyane Wade

Only boring people get bored, says Dad. Interesting people can always find something to be interested in. — Josh Lacey

My dad says he likes to bask in my glow. — Robert Pattinson

The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, 'You saved my dad's life.' — Dick Cavett

I see the look on her face that says nothing can happen to her if she's holding on to her dad. It kills me to hate them so much for having that. — Melina Marchetta

Get a grip, Dad. I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't do at my age.'
He stands up and says, 'That's it. You're canceling this date. — Simone Elkeles

Dad always says that I could sing before I could talk — Miley Cyrus

My dad always says to listen for the pauses when you want to know if someone's hiding something. — Gabrielle Zevin

Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking. — Justin Halpern

Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like Hi, Dad! I'm gay! — J.M. Colail

The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog. — Justin Halpern

Dad says it's good to be a freak when normal people are idiots. — Rachel Hamilton

Thanks, Dad, for leaving a huge void in my life that Freud says has to be filled with dick. — Leah Raeder

My mom says that my dad coerced me into choosing the cello. He says that's not entirely true. I don't remember; I was three. — Joshua Roman

My dad always says, some people will treat you badly and you can't help that. But how you handle it and how it makes you feel, that's up to you. — Elise Broach

I want any excuse to come home. My dad is not a spring chicken any more. If anyone says, 'Go buy a postage stamp in London,' I'll go and do it. — Emily Mortimer