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My relationships with my cats has saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.
— William S. Burroughs
I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.
— Felicia Day
I'm poor and my cat is huge.
— Christopher Moore
To be honest, the reason I have my cats is to force myself to think about something other than myself.
— Marie Helvin
Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.
— Robin McKinley
All cat stories start with this statement: My mother, who was the first cat, told me this ...
— Shirley Jackson
I don't believe in luck; that is why I let black cats cross my path before facing any challenge.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
I always had cats and animals, so children were never really in my thoughts.
— Jacqueline Bisset
Really I'm just an actor. The only difference between me and those cats in Hollywood is that I write my own script.
— Jimi Hendrix
If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".
— Yasmine Surovec
I've been told that my belly is soft as a fluffy cloud. No one can resist my magical belly. Not even grumpy humans.
— Yasmine Surovec
I felt like I was well on my way to becoming the neighborhood cat lady. All I needed were the cats.
— J. Lynn
I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.
— Gemma Arterton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
— Kelli Jae Baeli
All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them.
— Bill Goldberg
I am deathly allergic to cats. I mean, I love all animals, but they're not my animal of choice.
— Rick Hoffman
You see, my poor fellow, the hearts of women and she-cats are abysses that neither men nor toms will ever fathom.
— Henri Murger
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.
— Paula Poundstone
Once in a thousand years, you know, one cat is allowed to speak. My cats are philosophers-neither of them ever cries over spilt milk.
— L.M. Montgomery
I'm the leader of this herd of cats," she responded. "I doubt my sanity every day.
— Mercedes Lackey
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
— Noel Fielding
My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay
— Larry Smith
I would say old school cats like Redman and Wu-tang. My style is my style, those are just cats that I liked.
— Obie Trice
My cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it
— Megan Boyle
The ball of dark fur pressed itself into my chest, and I wished she was my kitten, and knew that she was not.
— Neil Gaiman
The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats.
— Wil McCarthy
My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.
— Michael Sheen
The Chairman likes you.""Is that good?"
"I never date anyone my cat doesn't like," Magnus said easily, and stood up. — Cassandra Clare
I have my sweetheart Yorkshire terrier, Tabasco, along with two cats, Romeo and Jasmine. Yes, I am both a Shakespeare and Disney addict.
— Kirsten Prout
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!
— Greg Curtis
I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight.
— Lilian Jackson Braun
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
— Steven Wright
My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.
— Nicole Sullivan
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
— Jean Cocteau
A new study found that a mother's diet affects her baby's allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
— Jimmy Fallon
If there's one thing I've learned in my life, it's that curiosity might kill cats, but it doesn't kill people.
— Tracy Morgan
My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.
— Anne Belov
I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy.
— Rachael Leigh Cook
A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,Ou va-ti mistigri?
Passe sans faire de mai ici. — Joanne Harris
In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.
— Louis J. Camuti
I lie around the floor with my cats Billy and Jazz or watch DVDs with my best friends.
— Cathy Freeman
Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.
— Oswald Barron
Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying.Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours. — Seanan McGuire
And the girl gets married?I have a bunch of stray cats
in my yard
I wouldn't have a daughter — Jack Kerouac
I have to keep my stuff in a big plastic tub with a lid to prevent my cats from getting my yarn and having a party.
— Susan Wilters
When I am feeling low all I have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns. I study these creatures. they are my teachers.
— Charles Bukowski
I must strive to see only God in my friends, and God in my cats.
— Florence Nightingale
If the trees and the plants are brothers, if the birds are my sisters, then cats are truly my kin.
— Andrew Miller
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
My brother, do men grieve over the fight of cats and dogs? So the jealousy, envy, and elbowing of common men should make no impression on your mind.
— Swami Vivekananda
I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There
— Richard K. Morgan
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.
— Steven Wright
Rule by cats, that's what we really need. My first decree would be for more naps." "And
— Jordan L. Hawk
When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do my resting for me.
— Lucy Maud Montgomery
My first guitar was a Gretsch 6120, and I just loved listening to artists like Elvis, Chuck Berry and Stray Cats.
— Drake Bell
Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
— Paula Poundstone
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
— Roseanne Barr
You fuck - you ate my cat!
— Kendare Blake
Just watching my cats can make me happy.
— Paula Cole
That weekend my people brought home a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter
My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals.
— Alastair Campbell
I am sad for the dead and I am sad for the livingbut not for my 5 cats — Charles Bukowski