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My Brain Funny Quotes By Isaac Marion: I'd like to sit down with him and

I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts -Warm Bodies — Isaac Marion

My Brain Funny Quotes By Thomas A. Edison: The chief function of the body is to

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

My Brain Funny Quotes By Kyousuke Motomi: Haha, I can't hit you. If I did,

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

My Brain Funny Quotes By R.R. Virdi: There was a part of my brain that

There was a part of my brain that wanted to ask if his wife had a beard, verify my theory. I told that part of my brain to shut up. — R.R. Virdi

My Brain Funny Quotes By Amber Valletta: If you can be funny, it means you're

If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. — Amber Valletta

My Brain Funny Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her

One simple kiss? Something must've shorted in her brain, because this kiss tap-danced all over simple. — Tracey Alvarez

My Brain Funny Quotes By James Roday: Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain

Dude, are my eyes seeing what my brain is telling my eyes that they're seeing? — James Roday

My Brain Funny Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I never thought it was fair that anatomy

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. — C.J. Redwine

My Brain Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Just to keep the bad dreams at bay,

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett

My Brain Funny Quotes By Nalini Singh: Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain,

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. — Nalini Singh

My Brain Funny Quotes By C.J. Redwine: I love how you still think if you

I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it. — C.J. Redwine

My Brain Funny Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: Most often when I stammerThat's my brainCorrecting my

Most often when I stammer
That's my brain
Correcting my grammer. — Joyce Rachelle

My Brain Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us."

Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny. — James Dashner

My Brain Funny Quotes By Craig Silvey: My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain

My brain is a vast, barren, jokeless plain where wolves howl at the moon over rocky overhangs and the wind kicks up twists of sand and tumbleweed. — Craig Silvey

My Brain Funny Quotes By Dave Courtney: The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even

The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one. — Dave Courtney

My Brain Funny Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Apparently the part of the brain that identified

Apparently the part of the brain that identified things as funny kept running as a background process even when its contributions were useless. — Neal Stephenson

My Brain Funny Quotes By Agatha Christie: Use that fluff of yours you call a

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain. — Agatha Christie

My Brain Funny Quotes By Sid Vicious: You're only half the man that I am,

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

My Brain Funny Quotes By Theresa Paolo: If only there was mouthwash for the brain.

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

My Brain Funny Quotes By Belle Aurora: My brain has farted so hard it might've

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

My Brain Funny Quotes By L. H. Cosway: Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have

Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives. — L. H. Cosway

My Brain Funny Quotes By Leah Broadby: There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle,

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

My Brain Funny Quotes By Ray Stevens: The human brain is a funny thing: it's

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential. — Ray Stevens

My Brain Funny Quotes By Cathy Hopkins: I can see clearly now, my brain is

I can see clearly now,
my brain is gone.

Lucy — Cathy Hopkins

My Brain Funny Quotes By Elbert Hubbard: The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve. — Elbert Hubbard

My Brain Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: On Friday night, I was reading my new

On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead. — Stephen Chbosky

My Brain Funny Quotes By Gracie Allen: Some people are amazed at my brain, but

Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. — Gracie Allen

My Brain Funny Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

My Brain Funny Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah: I just don't know what I'd do without

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

My Brain Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: The manlier you are, the harder it is

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

My Brain Funny Quotes By Don Roff: Love it when a compelling new character kicks

Love it when a compelling new character kicks open your mental door, tracks mud across your brain, and props their feet up on your cerebrum. — Don Roff

My Brain Funny Quotes By Linda Ellerbee: It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics.

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television. — Linda Ellerbee

My Brain Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: I have a copy of you in my

I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you. — M.F. Moonzajer

My Brain Funny Quotes By Ivan Stoikov: No matter how strong you are, you cannot

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

My Brain Funny Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix