My Boss Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about My Boss

My Boss Quotes & Sayings

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I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress' has a certain ring to it. — Kitty French

My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy. — Jet Li

I've had a few intense arguments with my boss who happens to be the object of my sexual fantasies. — J.L. McCoy

Boss,' I said into my Airwave. 'It's getting needlessly metaphysical out here. — Ben Aaronovitch

My purpose is to learn. My mission is to serve. My heart is to love. My boss is God and my work is to be me. — Erica McKenzie

I never wanted to work for anybody else; I always wanted to be my own boss. — John Barry

I would figure out, later, how to explain to my boss that, for me, Delia will never be a story, but a happy ending. — Jodi Picoult

In my career? Me. I'm the boss. I'm the end all and be all. I'm the alpha and omega in that. — Morgan Freeman

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville's too dangerous. — Rachel Caine

My relationship with George Steinbrenner was great. He was the boss, and I accepted that. — Joe Torre

contacted my boss for help and he was able to open the door. The door to the bathroom was locked — James Kipling

I'm not taking maternity leave from 'Big Brother.' I e-mailed my boss over there this weekend and I said, 'Don't worry. I can still do the show! — Julie Chen

My idea of management is that what your job is as the boss is to find really good people and empower them and leave them alone. — Ruth Reichl

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass. — Aisha Tyler

If I gun down my boss in the carpark after work then he won't be able to terrorise all his other employees and the greater good will have been served. — Rushworth M Kidder

I felt sad for my "actual boss" who was too hard-pressed under his mom's weight. — Ankita Kapoor

Once a year ask the boss, "What do I or my people do that helps you to do your job?" and "What do I or my people do that hampers you? — Peter Drucker

If I'm the boss / parent, why can't I just tell my subordinates / children what to do? — Douglas Stone

I refuse to argue with you, Charles! You're my partner! Your job is to iron my shirts and cook my omelettes, not boss me around! — Lemony Snicket

Work is my vacation from worry of what to do with my life — Janna Cachola

Whoa, boss! Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade. I don't wanna be a horse-ke-bob! — Rick Riordan

I've always had a problem with authority. That's why I had to be my own boss. — Chelsea Handler

Did you just tell my boss you want to fuck her? — Colleen Hoover

My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being. — Michelle Obama

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours. — Johnny Carson

I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything! — Rosie O'Donnell

I get my sticks and go out to the shed, and I pound on that drum like it was my boss's head. — Todd Rundgren

I work my back 'til it's racked with pain, the boss can't even recall my name. — Bob Seger

Since when had I become such a slave to security? Since when had my dream to be my own boss morphed into merely working for my dream boss? — Meg Donohue

We started out as boss and player, and Wellington was almost like my father. — Frank Gifford

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? — Homer Simpson

Now the skies could fall
Not even if my boss should call
The world it seems so very small
'Cause nothing even matters at all — Lauryn Hill

My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children. — Jenna Bush

I always have my own opinion before my boss says his. — Gerry Geek

Stop them damn pictures! I don't care what the papers write about me. My constituents can't read. But, damn it, they can see the pictures! — Boss Tweed

We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.
Boss, Shocking Heaven — D.H. Sidebottom

Dick Wolf was my first boss after coming out of Sarah Lawrence. — Elisabeth Rohm

I loved my role on Who's the Boss? There is always some of me in every character that I play. — Judith Light

My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. — Jay London

I never had a boss in my whole life. I've totally destroyed anybody's ability to tell me what to do. — David H. Murdock

I am the boss of my underpants. You can be the boss of yours. — Ragen Chastain

You're not my boss, Alan." He returned to his game. Honestly, my first instinct was to smack the kid, but i doubted that would fly with his parents. — Richard Paul Evans

Suge is the boss of Death Row, the don, you understand? But im the underboss, the capo. That's my job to what's best for Death Row — Tupac Shakur

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either. — James Johnson

My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass. — E.L. James

This is a terrible way to travel. I go to meetings my boss doesn't want to attend. I take notes. I'll get back to you. — Chuck Palahniuk

I've never run a company before, and I don't want to feel like a boss. I just want to turn up and do my work. — Markus Persson

What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag. — Scott Carrier

Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late. — Eddie Cochran

I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague. — Demetri Martin

You know what my boss says? He says that skepticism is a good watchdog if you know when to take the leash off. — Rex Stout

You know what I hate about working? Bosses ... The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well ... I think you see the conflict. — Bill Hicks

The hips were the leaders of this conspiracy. So I rang my boss and held the phone to my hips so he could hear them too. — Cecelia Ahern

I can have a whole year off. I'm really lucky because I'm my own boss, so I make the rules and get to choose when I take time off. — Sharleen Spiteri

You know, I believe it is possible to reference something other than Star Wars, boss." I narrowed my eyes in Muppetly wisdom. "That is why you fail. — Jim Butcher

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. — Woody Allen

The first person besides my mother who believed in me was a man whose last name I never knew. He was my boss, the manager of Swenson's Ice Cream shop. — Mona Simpson

My bosses cautioned me about my candor. Now my GE career is over, and I'm telling you that it was my candor that helped make it work. — Jack Welch

I'm not a tough boss in that I don't raise my voice, I don't freak out, and I don't have a temper most of the time. — Rachel Zoe

I don't need a critic to tell me I'm an actor. I make my own way. Nobody's my boss. Nobody's ever been my boss. — Kirk Douglas

Hey little demon, where's boss man? (Tabitha)
He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Beyonce is this massive star, but she's incredibly humble. But it's weird because even though I love her, she's my boss's wife. — Rita Ora

I don't care a straw for your newspaper articles, my constituents don't know how to read, but they can't help seeing them damned pictures. — Boss Tweed

Each dollar in my asset column was a great employee, working hard to make more employees and buy the boss a new Porsche. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

I'm a Joseph Abboud fan. I'm a Hugo Boss fan. I'm a Brooks Brothers fan. As far as suits go, those are my go-tos. — Rich Sommer

I don't have a boss. Well, I have a boss: the public. If the public doesn't buy my books, I would be out of a job. — Peter Mayle

It has been my experience that the only person who enjoys a meeting is the person who calls it so they can look important and boss everyone around. — Jinx Schwartz

Be open and honest, but perceptive to your boss's situation. That's my advice to graduates worried about working with a new boss. — Naomie Harris

When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss. — Jim Brown

OK, boss, I don't mind shuffling, but I won't scratch my head. — Ruby Dee

I love improving, I love being creative and I love being my own boss. — Teddy Sears

I didn't view myself as attacking the boss. I viewed my boss at ESPN as the publisher and president of ESPN. — Gregg Easterbrook

My father is my best friend. He's my idol and my boss. We work side by side and spend every weekend together. — Eric Trump

The last 16 years of my daddy's life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that. — Buck Owens

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks. — Mariana Zapata

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. — Henny Youngman

When I began painting, all my paintings were of words which were gutteral utterances like Smash, Boss, Eat. Those words were like flowers in a vase. — Edward Ruscha

Mimir sighed foam. "My regular minions never ask so many questions." Blitz coughed. "Actually, we do, boss. You just ignore us. — Rick Riordan

Well, what I tried to do is to just listen to my voice, because my voice is my boss. She decides. — Cecilia Bartoli

My Only Boss is Money — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Speak what I want, I don't care what y'all feel. 'Cause I'm my own master, my Pop told me be your own boss. Keep integrity at every cost, — Nas

But I'd say my best boss was Tom Barr, who was a partner at Cravath, Swain & Moore in the 1960s. It's because I learned so much from him. — David Boies

He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours. — Cassandra Clare

Your bosses simply hate you. You created more and more value. They paid you less and less. That's the definition of disdain in my book. — James Altucher

Control what I hold and of course be the boss of myself, no-one else will bring my wealth. — Big Daddy Kane

My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss. — Don Rickles

I grouped my fellow employees into three categories: the plebes, the damned, and the demons. — H.D. Smith

I wanted to be my own boss. I was fascinated by airlines and how I could change travel for the average person. Then I wanted to diversify. — Stelios Haji-Ioannou

I have no boss but my conscience. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Being a fan of dance and a dancer, I love my classic dance movies. — Stephen Boss

I've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary. — Simon Cowell

The best bosses understand the people working for them. That's the first component: what makes my people tick? What are they in it for? — Donny Deutsch

You know ... You're still my boss ... Which means ... This is sexual harassment ...
Oh really? I guess I'll have to fire you then. — Lexi Cubbins

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm. — Milton Berle

I'm just as famous as my mentor ... but that's still the boss don't get sent for — Drake

I wanted to direct when I was very young. I had no idea of cinema, of who's doing what. That was my first instinct: "Okay, I want to be the boss." — Thomas Bidegain

My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted. — Walker Percy

I like my father being the boss in my life — Shreya Ghoshal

I view the director as my boss. I'm the pawn on the chess board. I don't say something to the director easily, because they are my boss. — Jennifer Lawrence