My Boss Quotes
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My Boss Quotes & Sayings
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I shagged my sex god boss whilst my husband was on holiday with his secret mistress' has a certain ring to it.
— Kitty French
I've had a few intense arguments with my boss who happens to be the object of my sexual fantasies.
— J.L. McCoy
My purpose is to learn. My mission is to serve. My heart is to love. My boss is God and my work is to be me.
— Erica McKenzie
I would figure out, later, how to explain to my boss that, for me, Delia will never be a story, but a happy ending.
— Jodi Picoult
In my career? Me. I'm the boss. I'm the end all and be all. I'm the alpha and omega in that.
— Morgan Freeman
My relationship with George Steinbrenner was great. He was the boss, and I accepted that.
— Joe Torre
contacted my boss for help and he was able to open the door. The door to the bathroom was locked
— James Kipling
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
— Aisha Tyler
If I gun down my boss in the carpark after work then he won't be able to terrorise all his other employees and the greater good will have been served.
— Rushworth M Kidder
Once a year ask the boss, "What do I or my people do that helps you to do your job?" and "What do I or my people do that hampers you?
— Peter Drucker
If I'm the boss / parent, why can't I just tell my subordinates / children what to do?
— Douglas Stone
I refuse to argue with you, Charles! You're my partner! Your job is to iron my shirts and cook my omelettes, not boss me around!
— Lemony Snicket
Work is my vacation from worry of what to do with my life
— Janna Cachola
Whoa, boss! Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade. I don't wanna be a horse-ke-bob!
— Rick Riordan
Did you just tell my boss you want to fuck her?
— Colleen Hoover
My happiness isn't connected to my husband's or my boss's or my children's behavior. You have control over your own actions, your own well-being.
— Michelle Obama
I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
— Johnny Carson
I'm going to try really hard not to be bossy, but I've only done stand-up comedy and then my own show where you're the total boss of everything!
— Rosie O'Donnell
I get my sticks and go out to the shed, and I pound on that drum like it was my boss's head.
— Todd Rundgren
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
— Homer Simpson
Now the skies could fall Not even if my boss should call
The world it seems so very small
'Cause nothing even matters at all — Lauryn Hill
My dad saw my husband's boss at a conference, and he said to stop paying my husband until we produce children.
— Jenna Bush
We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.Boss, Shocking Heaven — D.H. Sidebottom
Dick Wolf was my first boss after coming out of Sarah Lawrence.
— Elisabeth Rohm
I loved my role on Who's the Boss? There is always some of me in every character that I play.
— Judith Light
I never had a boss in my whole life. I've totally destroyed anybody's ability to tell me what to do.
— David H. Murdock
I am the boss of my underpants. You can be the boss of yours.
— Ragen Chastain
You're not my boss, Alan." He returned to his game. Honestly, my first instinct was to smack the kid, but i doubted that would fly with his parents.
— Richard Paul Evans
Suge is the boss of Death Row, the don, you understand? But im the underboss, the capo. That's my job to what's best for Death Row
— Tupac Shakur
This is a terrible way to travel. I go to meetings my boss doesn't want to attend. I take notes. I'll get back to you.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I've never run a company before, and I don't want to feel like a boss. I just want to turn up and do my work.
— Markus Persson
What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag.
— Scott Carrier
Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late.
— Eddie Cochran
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.
— Demetri Martin
The hips were the leaders of this conspiracy. So I rang my boss and held the phone to my hips so he could hear them too.
— Cecelia Ahern
I can have a whole year off. I'm really lucky because I'm my own boss, so I make the rules and get to choose when I take time off.
— Sharleen Spiteri
I'm not a tough boss in that I don't raise my voice, I don't freak out, and I don't have a temper most of the time.
— Rachel Zoe
I don't need a critic to tell me I'm an actor. I make my own way. Nobody's my boss. Nobody's ever been my boss.
— Kirk Douglas
Hey little demon, where's boss man? (Tabitha)He off attending to Lord Queen Pain-In-My-Butt. (Simi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Each dollar in my asset column was a great employee, working hard to make more employees and buy the boss a new Porsche.
— Robert T. Kiyosaki
I'm a Joseph Abboud fan. I'm a Hugo Boss fan. I'm a Brooks Brothers fan. As far as suits go, those are my go-tos.
— Rich Sommer
I don't have a boss. Well, I have a boss: the public. If the public doesn't buy my books, I would be out of a job.
— Peter Mayle
Be open and honest, but perceptive to your boss's situation. That's my advice to graduates worried about working with a new boss.
— Naomie Harris
When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss.
— Jim Brown
I didn't view myself as attacking the boss. I viewed my boss at ESPN as the publisher and president of ESPN.
— Gregg Easterbrook
My father is my best friend. He's my idol and my boss. We work side by side and spend every weekend together.
— Eric Trump
The last 16 years of my daddy's life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that.
— Buck Owens
Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks.
— Mariana Zapata
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
— Henny Youngman
Mimir sighed foam. "My regular minions never ask so many questions." Blitz coughed. "Actually, we do, boss. You just ignore us.
— Rick Riordan
Well, what I tried to do is to just listen to my voice, because my voice is my boss. She decides.
— Cecilia Bartoli
My Only Boss is Money
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.
— Cassandra Clare
Your bosses simply hate you. You created more and more value. They paid you less and less. That's the definition of disdain in my book.
— James Altucher
Control what I hold and of course be the boss of myself, no-one else will bring my wealth.
— Big Daddy Kane
I grouped my fellow employees into three categories: the plebes, the damned, and the demons.
— H.D. Smith
I wanted to be my own boss. I was fascinated by airlines and how I could change travel for the average person. Then I wanted to diversify.
— Stelios Haji-Ioannou
I have no boss but my conscience.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.
— Simon Cowell
The best bosses understand the people working for them. That's the first component: what makes my people tick? What are they in it for?
— Donny Deutsch
You know ... You're still my boss ... Which means ... This is sexual harassment ... Oh really? I guess I'll have to fire you then. — Lexi Cubbins
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.
— Milton Berle
I wanted to direct when I was very young. I had no idea of cinema, of who's doing what. That was my first instinct: "Okay, I want to be the boss."
— Thomas Bidegain
My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted.
— Walker Percy
I like my father being the boss in my life
— Shreya Ghoshal
