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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

It's a birthday party," sniffed Mal. "And I wasn't invited. — Melissa De La Cruz

I do things every day for my birthday. I'm just not a party girl. — Kim Basinger

If I had a real horse," she said out loud to nobody, "I would not have to convince people that she should have a birthday party. — Day Jamison

You like the party?
Is it in honour of anything?
My cat's birthday.
Where's your cat?
I don't know, he ran away. — Cassandra Clare

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. — Matthew Sweet

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. — Josh Hartnett

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

If you don't read my book, I'm not coming to your birthday party. — Tim Yeager

Don't worry about her. It was only her birthday, after all. This was only her party. — Marissa Meyer

Hell, my parents forgot my birthday, yet threw a freaking party for the family Chihuahua. — Rachel Van Dyken

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. — Jim Cornette

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various

I had a birthday party with my family and friends at a house, and Chipotle catered. It was beautiful. — Ansel Elgort

I never really wanted to be a star. I didn't like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don't really like the attention of a birthday party. — Joni Mitchell

And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated. — Allie Brosh

This was about as much fun as a surprise birthday party, which Hunter ranked alongside boats that sank.' (Hunter) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus

Just so I'm clear ... you thought a brothel would be a suitable place to host a birthday party for a woman? — Lindsay Buroker

If God had to go to such lengths to invite people to his birthday party, I reasoned, He probably wasn't serving very good cake. — Kirk Read

She was my incubating uterus and birthday party thrower for the last seventeen years. — Colleen Hoover

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday? — Prince

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. — Chip Conley

Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country. — Jimmy Fallon

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman

When you're feeding the second coachload of tourists that day you aren't thinking about the birthday party for fifty next week. — Robin McKinley

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange

I was playing birthday parties. House-rent parties where they used to sell whisky during prohibition. — Thelonious Monk

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. — Kirstie Alley

The Moment I Knew" "was a song about my 21st birthday party, which was the worst experience ever, — Taylor Swift

This kid has more mood swings than a toddler's birthday party. — Alexandra Bracken

My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. — Robert Webb

Four hundred thousand South Africans are dying of AIDS every year. This makes the war on Iraq look like a birthday party. — Jeremy Cronin

When your daughter asks you to be a fairy for her 5th birthday party ... you better be a damned fairy. — Tony Hawk