My Best Girlfriend Quotes
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Like my girlfriend Denisha is always saying (she's an Episcopalian), some of Jesus' best friends were sex workers.
— Sarah Lotz
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'
— Michael Franti
I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko.
— AnnaLynne McCord
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris