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I know about dance, like the creationist knows about science, and typically treat it with a similar contempt — Eilian J. Richmond

Philippe also brought along musicians - mainly trumpeters and drummers - to scare the enemy. Even then, French music was known to terrify the English. — Stephen Clarke

He had done regular live concerts from San Quentin jail until the civil rights people got him under the Cruel and Unusual Punishment clause. — Terry Pratchett

If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad. — Jerome K. Jerome

I think the French have a romantic cliche that Englishmen have great style, great music, irony and sense of humour. Well, sometimes cliches are true. — Josephine De La Baume

They wouldn't let her have a butter knife on her table, but they gave her access to this. — Sarah J. Maas

When we love, we always strive to be better than we are. — Paulo Coelho

joining this caravan may have been my decision, but where it goes is going to be a mystery to me. Nearby — Paulo Coelho

My favourite songs from literally all my favourite albums are usually always track 10. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Illuminati? Time will tell. — Tyler Hojberg

I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing. — Music Sales Corporation

And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds. — David Wong

I think that there's always room for humour in music. It's something that always takes itself so seriously, which I think is a bit of a shame. — Kate Bush

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's — Half Man Half Biscuit

(on learning Westlife had beaten Oasis, U2 and The Beatles in an album chart battle in November 2006): There is no God. — Noel Gallagher

I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. (Leonard Shelby, Memento) — Christopher Nolan

Your such a cynic.
Exactly, thats what you call a guy who tells you the truth. — Martin Cruz Smith

What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind. — Mark Twain

The shades of colours are splendid. — Lailah Gifty Akita

He begged hard, and said he couldn't play - a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could. — Mark Twain

An idea does not pass from one language to another without change. — Miguel De Unamuno

Already with thee! tender is the night ...
But here there is no light ... — John Keats

Life without a pasta machine is like life without music! — Margo Vader

Change allows us to exit the comfortable and enter the improved. — David Cottrell

It is not possible for form to do without matter because it is not separable, nor can matter itself be purged of form. — Robert Grosseteste

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

Playing an instrument is its own reward.
Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment. — Peter James West

I don't know any sad songs. Except for the funny ones. — Richard Powers

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. — Stephen Chbosky

I love to be creative. — Michael Schenker

Yeah, you're a regular Mozart ... well, except for the whole music thing. — James Dashner