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Murphy S Law Quotes & Sayings

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Anything that can possibly go wrong, does — John Sack

I'd probably have been wealthier if I had stayed with law, but pretty miserable doing it. — Cillian Murphy

It's a corollary to Murphy's law. If you're not prepared, bad things will happen. If you are, nothing goes wrong. — Cherise Sinclair

The law of life is the law of belief. — Joseph Murphy

We must safely secure our border by investing in more law enforcement and technology, and receiving cooperation from the Mexican government. — Timothy Murphy

Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem ... — Thomas Pynchon

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. — Murphy's Law

Be acted upon rather than active. In this way, God will do through you alone what all men put together could not do without Him. — Vincent De Paul

Free advice is often overpriced. — Charles E. McKenzie

A true gentleman doesn't prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn't have any preferences whatsoever. — Matt LeBlanc

You really could do it - you're just too dumb to know it. — Paula Garner

Floyd could imagine a dozen things that could go wrong; it was little consolation that it was always the thirteenth that actually happened. — Arthur C. Clarke

We simply must do better. — David Price

Broadband gives small businesses the opportunity to broaden their customer base and reduce their overheads through e-commerce platforms. — Hamadoun Toure

I got out of bed and took a step forward, repeating the phrase over and over: "I can't go on. I'll go on. — Paul Kalanithi

My experience with public libraries is that the first volume of the book I inquire for is out, unless I happen to want the second, when that is out. — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I listened idly to the voices of the couple working in the back bedroom. — Charlaine Harris

Imagine
yourself
filled with
JOY.
Now keep
that thought
& it will
COME
TRUE — Kay Foley

Murphy's law is the only true dependable in my life most of the time. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Your best friends should bring out the best in you. If they don't, lose them; they are no friends. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Foget Murphy's Law. Nixe's Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red. — Mary Hughes

As per usual, trouble comes in several directions at once. — Garth Nix

Murphy's law inverted: What can go right, will go right. (Works if you're an optimist.) — Saloma Miller Furlong

The Law of Attraction attracts to you everything you need, according to the nature of your thought life. — Joseph Murphy

I've said before, if you're going to earnestly sing a song around a campfire, you'd better be a Muppet! — Colin Trevorrow

Firefighting is a world of Murphy's Law; it is when you can least afford a crisis that one crops up. — Jodi Picoult

How can you practice dancing in an airplane? There's a law against it. — George Murphy

The law of your mind is the law of belief. This means to believe in the way your mind works, to believe in belief itself. — Joseph Murphy

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers. — Ilona Andrews

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong — Murphy's Law

Satan's First Law of Malignity - to wit, if the worst can happen, it usually will — Stephen King

Murphy's Law; When someone says 'It's not the money, it's the principle,' nine times out of ten, it's the money. — Mitchell Symons

Mom raised me all by herself, and although we went through our share of lean years, she always worked hard to make our home warm and welcoming. — Candice Olson