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Self carries grief as a pack mule carries the side bags, being careful between the trees to leave extra room. — Jane Hirshfield

Make the mule of your tongue serve the mercy of your heart. — John Piper

Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule. — Bob Dylan

She would be a new person, she vowed. They said no matter how far a mule travels it can never come back a horse, but she would show them all. — Junot Diaz

I aint drinkin after no mule, said the hermit. Have you not got no old bucket nor nothin? — Cormac McCarthy

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. — Mark E. Smith

AESTHETICS OF THE AESTHETICIAN
What is the aesthetician
But a mule hitched to the times? — Kenneth Koch

Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race. — Amy Holder

He who has not an adventure has not horse or mule, so says Solomon.
Who is too adventurous, said Echephron,
loses horse and mule. — Francois Rabelais

Mining is the art of exploiting mineral deposits at a profit. An unprofitable mine is fit only for the sepulcher of a dead mule. — T.A. Rickard

A mule will labor ten years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. — William Faulkner

Don't push her. Let her go at her own speed. Push her and every mule in the county'd be easier to live with. — Harper Lee

Well, long way from home and,
Can't sleep at all.
You know another mule,
Is kickin in your stall. — Willie Dixon

I grew up hard. I picked cotton and plowed with the mule and fixed the cars and played with the guitar and the piano. — Pinetop Perkins

Reach deep into your wallet and buy a decent mule. — Robert Fitterman

Subjectivity is my middle name, a trick memory is my pack mule, and self-contradiction is my trusty old jackknife. — Luc Sante

It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance. — Gary Mule Deer

Alexander the Great and his mule driver both died and the same thing happened to both. — Marcus Aurelius

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me. — Katie MacAlister

The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose. — Cleveland Amory

I have opinions on everything. I'm a stubborn old mule. The biggest problem is keeping my mouth shut. — Mika.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule. — Mark Twain

As the facts change, change your thesis. Don't be a stubborn mule, or you'll get killed. — Barry Sternlicht

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. — Hank Williams

The world is a shoulder of dark meat (black flesh of an old mule). And the light is on the other side. — Federico Garcia Lorca

That was Clay's olive branch to Quinn, and if the sumbitch weren't as stubborn as a mule, he'd take it. — Alex Morgan

A man aint so different from a horse or a mule, come long come short, except a mule or a horse has got a little more sense. — William Faulkner

My job had been to get the package from point A to point B and what happened after that did not need to concern me. I was just the mule. — S.A. Tawks

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule? — Terry Pratchett

I'm lucky, because I started action movies at the age of 25. Now I'm 47, and I'm still kicking like a mule, and I'm as flexible as before. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

Playing in an independent rock band will eventually make you equal parts truck driver, gladiator and mule. Glamour is for those with trust funds. — Neko Case

Rand al'Thor is a mule-headed, stone-willed fool of a ... a ... a man! — Robert Jordan

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. — Gary Mule Deer

Well, the devil's in the alley, mule's in the stall
Say anything you wanna, I have heard it all. — Bob Dylan

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. — Will Rogers

God, you're so fucking stubborn. You're like a menopausal pissed-off mule! — Emma Chase

When visiting the Grand Canyon, make sure you hike into the canyon. And be careful not to fall or step in mule poop. — McKenna Shay

The people who really matter in social affairs are neither those who wish to stop short like a mule, or leap from crag to crag like a mountain goat. — Walter Lippmann

I'm just a pack mule. I've played leads and I've played character roles. Any actress in Hollywood will tell you as your age climbs, the leads thin. — Marcia Gay Harden

My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working. — Harry S. Truman

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule? — Jack Nicholson

The government's like a mule, it's slow and it's sure; it's slow to turn, and it's sure to turn the way you don't want it. — Ellen Glasgow

Don't come yet, boy! You betta hold onto God's unchanging hand! You betta hold yo mule while you shout! — Quan Millz

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E.W. Howe

What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar. — Eugene Field

A man who had the legions of the east marching at his back could be bred by a donkey on a mule and the senate would have no choice but to accept him. — M.C. Scott

Sexy as hell and stubborn as a mule. — R.G. Alexander

There's no education in the second kick of a mule — Sam Rayburn

He knew Muhammad Iffat was of Turkish descent and stubborn as a mule. — Naguib Mahfouz

-Cheap? I could have bought a whole pig
with that coin jester.
-Exactly my Lord. And while some may eat a mule, no one can ride a pig. — Angelo Tsanatelis

What's she like? The princess, I mean."
"Bullheaded. She's red headed, blue-eyed, and stubborn as a mule. — Christina Mobley

I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule. — Anthony Weiner

Just swerve Golovkin like the plague. He punches like a mule. I don't need to be in with him. Dangerous fight. — Carl Froch

And we never got the mule, let alone the forty acres. — Charles Evers

A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Performing on a stool, we've got a sight to make you drool, seven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it cool. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer

God gave me the stubbornness of a mule and a fairly keen scent. — Albert Einstein

Don't think of yourself as a surrogate mule, think of yourself as an entrepreneur of the physical. — George Saunders

Bessie, the old gray mule, had two speeds: slow and stop. A stick of dynamite could not have put any more giddy-up in her pace ... — Carolyn Brown

I've been trying to get Mr. Finchem to lengthen 5 and 7 and 14 and 18 - and he's being a mule, — Pete Dye

I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-"
"It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive mule. — Shannon Hale

I would rather have a mule I can depend upon than a race horse that I can't depend upon. — Malcolm X

A man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue ... — Terry Pratchett