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Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot,

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By William Whewell: A man really and practically looking onwards to

A man really and practically looking onwards to an immortal life, on whatever grounds, exhibits to us the human soul in an enobled attitude. — William Whewell

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I was always the squarest person in the

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By Anna Sui: I think about that all of the time

I think about that all of the time and I have this fantasy that I am going to work at a museum someday! I would love to do something like that! — Anna Sui

Mulaney Quotes By Carter Burwell: I prefer a life in which we don't

I prefer a life in which we don't take ourselves too seriously. — Carter Burwell

Mulaney Quotes By Max Lucado: Scripture often reminds us that it's not enough

Scripture often reminds us that it's not enough to have ears - we must use them. — Max Lucado

Mulaney Quotes By Larry Wall: The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient.

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl. — Larry Wall

Mulaney Quotes By Danabelle Gutierrez: You were a furious bulland I was a

You were a furious bull
and I was a china shop
with beautiful red curtains. — Danabelle Gutierrez

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I like that idea that what I do

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Nothing good about the sun if you're trying

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains. — Dov Davidoff

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I have a lot of stories about being

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: You can't always see both sides of the

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: All my money is in a savings account.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: The more you do stuff, the better you

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: You can do good work simply staying up

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: It's really fun to be writing and producing

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Being president looks like the worst job in

Being president looks like the worst job in the world. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By Cam Newton: My parents do a lot of things behind

My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed. — Cam Newton

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: Things don't exist until they exist.

Things don't exist until they exist. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By Nasim Pedrad: John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a

John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever. — Nasim Pedrad

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: I like when things are crazy. Something good

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: If you're comparing the badness of two words

If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By John C. Maxwell: People are never able to outperform their self-image.

People are never able to outperform their self-image. — John C. Maxwell

Mulaney Quotes By Benny Fine: We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of

We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of the sitcom. — Benny Fine

Mulaney Quotes By John Mulaney: People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done. — John Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes By Paul Miller: Loving means losing control of our schedule, our

Loving means losing control of our schedule, our money, and our time. When we love we cease to be the master and become a servant. — Paul Miller