Mulaney Quotes: top 33 famous quotes about Mulaney

Mulaney Quotes & Sayings

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Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy. — John Mulaney

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment. — John Mulaney

A man really and practically looking onwards to an immortal life, on whatever grounds, exhibits to us the human soul in an enobled attitude. — William Whewell

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table. — John Mulaney

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town. — John Mulaney

I think about that all of the time and I have this fantasy that I am going to work at a museum someday! I would love to do something like that! — Anna Sui

I prefer a life in which we don't take ourselves too seriously. — Carter Burwell

Scripture often reminds us that it's not enough to have ears - we must use them. — Max Lucado

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl. — Larry Wall

You were a furious bull
and I was a china shop
with beautiful red curtains. — Danabelle Gutierrez

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be. — John Mulaney

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines — John Mulaney

Nothing good about the sun if you're trying to watch television with out curtains. — Dov Davidoff

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting. — John Mulaney

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it. — John Mulaney

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken — John Mulaney

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. — John Mulaney

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. — John Mulaney

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. — John Mulaney

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. — John Mulaney

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else. — John Mulaney

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control. — John Mulaney

Being president looks like the worst job in the world. — John Mulaney

My parents do a lot of things behind the scenes that go unnoticed. — Cam Newton

Things don't exist until they exist. — John Mulaney

John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever. — Nasim Pedrad

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream? — John Mulaney

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion. — John Mulaney

If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word. — John Mulaney

People are never able to outperform their self-image. — John C. Maxwell

We look at 'MyMusic' as the future of the sitcom. — Benny Fine

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done. — John Mulaney

Loving means losing control of our schedule, our money, and our time. When we love we cease to be the master and become a servant. — Paul Miller