Mr Right Funny Quotes
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Mr Right Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.
— Dave Matthews Band
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
We hould totally make out right now
— Jennifer Lawrence
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
— Megan McCafferty
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!
— Alexandra Bracken
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
— Murray Walker
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
In your heart you know he's right.
— Barry Goldwater
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
— Robin Williams
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
— George W. Bush
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking.
— Oprah Winfrey
