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Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song. — Dave Matthews Band

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes. — Megan McCafferty

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny! — David Cross

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue. — John Cleese

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. — Kaitlin Olson

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. — Richelle E. Goodrich

That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject! — Alexandra Bracken

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do? — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

In your heart you know he's right. — Barry Goldwater

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do! — Robin Williams

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. — George W. Bush

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they are obtained in the right way they may not be possessed. — Confucius

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there. — John Madden

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right? — Conan O'Brien

Mr. Right is coming, but he's in Africa and he's walking. — Oprah Winfrey

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? — Rachel Caine

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick