Mr Potato Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Mr Potato

Mr Potato Quotes & Sayings

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My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side. — Christie Brinkley

Mashed potato is the gentile's chicken soup. It's nature's tranquilizer. I take it instead of valium. — Andrew Payne

You say potato, I say potahto." "I say rice pilaf. I say you're trying to distract me with talk of side dishes. — Josh Lanyon

Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato peelings. — J.K. Rowling

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. — Phil Hartman

When I'm done playing football, I just might be the couch potato dad. — Troy Polamalu

In all the good Greek of Plato
I lack my roastbeef and potato.

A better man was Aristotle,
Pulling steady on the bottle. — John Crowe Ransom

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides. — Chelsea Handler

A hamster is basically just a warm potato with fur. — R.J. Palacio

Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. — Gregg Krech

But I'll admit that he's kind of offensively delicious"
"Like salt and vinegar potato chips"
"Exactly — Chloe Neill

What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato. — Sophia Tallon

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head. — Augustus Hare

I'm a loser on Sunday. Yeah, I'm a couch potato. I get up and try and eat and then back on the couch. And watch anything. — Adam Garcia

If you put a bit of butter or sour cream on your potato, the release of sugar into the bloodstream is slowed. — John Gray

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato. — Kevin Hart

To bad guys arent like Mr. Potato head where you can pick and chose which parts you want. — Susane Colasanti

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it. — Paul Merton

My grandchildren just know me now as Mr. Potato Head. — Don Rickles

Are you going to eat me in my sleep?"
"Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die."
"Is that a no?"
"Are you a potato? — Rain Oxford

If the British Isles had an official vegetable, it would have to be the potato. — Yotam Ottolenghi

I appreciate the potato only as a protection against famine, except for that, I know of nothing more eminently tasteless. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.' — Owen Wister

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy! — Twitter

Men who pride themselves on their ancestry are like the potato plant, the most part of which is under ground. — William Tyler

Some people think I look like a sweet potato, I consider myself a spud with a heart of gold. — Shirley Maclaine

I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate. — Ryan Lochte

My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips. — Sandra Cisneros

Marriage is the cold potato of love. — Myrtle Reed

My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry. — Taylor Swift

As deformed as a grotesque potato, — Andrzej Sapkowski

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral ... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad. — Woody Allen

Hunger was shred into atomics in every farthing porringer of husky chips of potato, fried with some reluctant drops of oil. — Charles Dickens

DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.
-Death — Terry Pratchett

If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion. — Dana Gould

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me