Mr Peanut Butter Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Mr Peanut Butter

Mr Peanut Butter Quotes & Sayings

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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter). — Rick Riordan

I'm a child because I like peanut butter? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter. — Stacey Marie Brown

My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! — Monica DiNatale

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford

I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter. — Howard Fast

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter — Jesse McCartney

Ask if they have peanut butter. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

Peanut butter is my frenemy. — Coco J. Ginger

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter. — Dana Marie Bell

The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma. — Amy Harmon

Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Matt Haig

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. — Florence Fabricant

I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES? — Colleen Houck

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns