Mr Jelly Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Mr Jelly

Mr Jelly Quotes & Sayings

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Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how? — Diana Y. Paul

I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er. — Nina Conti

I've got swag! You jelly? — Various

I love you too, jelly bean. With every one of my fuckin' heartbeats. — Carian Cole

When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth - Persian Proverb — Jennifer Fallon

I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there. — Jeff Koons

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly. — Virginia Woolf

People appeared enormously foolish to him. He understood that they were only animated cavities full of jelly and strings and liquids. — David Guterson

Take some jelly take some fish — Julian Smith

For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly. — Joanne Fluke

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes. — Greg Fitzsimmons

I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly ... — Stephen Fry

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

Bingo swayed like a jelly in a high wind. — P.G. Wodehouse

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

300 million people turned into jelly by The Wave and Rupert Murdoch wasn't one of them. There is no god. — John Birmingham

"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly."
"really?" said Sarge. "what flavor? — John Connolly

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone

Mills & Boon and Harlequins are like colourful jelly beans, you can't get enough of... — Anne Ivory

Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans. — Lisa M. Basso

Another thing he laid in when he'd committed himself to one last marijuana vacation was petroleum jelly. — David Foster Wallace

The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked. — Amie Kaufman

If life gives you the wobbles make jelly. — Magdalena VandenBerg

He smirked and sat up "Simmer down, Jelly Bean. — Stacey O'Neale

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. — Jay Leno

Pain skewered his guts again, and fresh blood squirted out into his hand. It felt like warm jelly. He put his head back — Stephen King

All human endeavors are the achievements of the little specks of jelly in your head. — Abhijit Naskar

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home. — Dick Gregory

I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts. — Gene Simmons

I can't do nuttin' for you man

Go lean on shells answer man
I can't do nuttin' for ya man
You jumped out of the jelly into a jam — Flava Flav

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque. — Gene Mauch