Mr Crab Quotes: top 30 famous quotes about Mr Crab

Mr Crab Quotes & Sayings

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New England crab apple of a man whose motto was "Eat it up; wear it out; make it do; do without — Richard Dunlop

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie. — Travie McCoy

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. — Tony Hale

It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. — Tom Douglas

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. — Heston Blumenthal

Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat. — Tom Douglas

Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse — Flaubert

A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. — Mark Twain

Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell. — Jonathan Dunne

On the reals, all these crab niggaz know the deal,
When we start the revolution, all they'll probably do is squeal. — Nas

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. — Dane Cook

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs. — Harland Williams

When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes. — Tom Douglas

Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. — Tom Douglas

This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember. — Norman Fell

Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one. — Abigail Roux

The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. — Steven Pressfield

A poem is a skeletal shape. When I say it to you, I am dropping the empty shell of a crab into your warm, green ocean... — Jeffrey L. Hollman

O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl - a bit like Crab Nebula - do for now. — Charles Olson

He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea. — Charles Bukowski

Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle. — Howard Wilkinson

As the sea-crab swimmeth always against the stream, so doth wit always against wisdom. — Pythagoras

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel. — Richard Russo

The best part of shooting 'House of Cards' in Baltimore is eating lots of soft-shell crab. — Robin Wright

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. — David Gerrold

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? — Kathy Reichs

A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. — Anthony Marra

4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! — Wally Pleasant

I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants. — Sam Snead