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Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Kendrick Lamar: I'd rather not live like there isn't a

I'd rather not live like there isn't a God Then die and find out there really is Think about it — Kendrick Lamar

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: drive like hell was chasing you.

drive like hell was chasing you. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: You must behave as if return is certain,

You must behave as if return is certain, not a matter of chance, Jem said. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?sure, we love reproducing

Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?
sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: You don't care because you're all that and

You don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress. — Jeaniene Frost

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By James L. Brooks: I laugh every day. There are days when

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Rohinton Mistry: I almost forgot to tell you - you

I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess. — Rohinton Mistry

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Charity Parkerson: None of us are truly good. There are

None of us are truly good. There are those of us that want to be good, and maybe even try to be, but life will not allow you to be — Charity Parkerson

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Wait a second," Clary said."I never understand why

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Emily Dickinson: The heart asks pleasure first, And then, excuse

The heart asks pleasure first, And then, excuse from pain. — Emily Dickinson

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: My shoulder will never be the same. I

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Fannie Flagg: I just know there's an albino living in

I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones. — Fannie Flagg

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Callie Smith Grant: The reason a dog has so many friends

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous — Callie Smith Grant

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: I'd like to lose enough weight so that

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Carian Cole: How can one little moment, one tiny touch,

How can one little moment, one tiny touch, one quickening breath change so much? — Carian Cole

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cori Moore: She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you,

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Barney Frank: Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you

Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you out of prison, but they will sacrifice your reputation and credibility to do so. — Barney Frank

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Matt LeBlanc: I have funny bones. If there's ever any

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: And to bring in a new word by

And to bring in a new word by the head and shoulders, they leave out the old one. — Michel De Montaigne

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Whitey Herzog: Some people asked me if I would be

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights. — Whitey Herzog

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Oswald Chambers: Prayer is the supreme activity of all that

Prayer is the supreme activity of all that is noblest in our personality, and the essential nature of prayer is faith. — Oswald Chambers

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed

The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Mel Gibson: I've never treated anyone badly or in a

I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period. — Mel Gibson

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Charles Studd: A good thing to have up your sleeve

A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone. — Charles Studd

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By John Ford: Not only does God play dice with the

Not only does God play dice with the universe, He's using loaded dice. — John Ford

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Whatever would give you the idea that I'm

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? — Jeaniene Frost

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: You. Me. Exorcist.-Bones

You. Me. Exorcist.
-Bones — Jeaniene Frost

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Sara Sheridan: On of the prerequisites for my mobile phone

On of the prerequisites for my mobile phone is that I have to be able to fling it at a wall if I lose my temper. — Sara Sheridan

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: There's a new slimming course just out where

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Jacquelyn Mitchard: Maybe we don't get a long past. Maybe

Maybe we don't get a long past. Maybe we just get a future. — Jacquelyn Mitchard

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love.

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

Mr Bones Funny Quotes By Julia Child: Sometimes ... it takes me an entire day

Sometimes ... it takes me an entire day to write a recipe, to communicate it correctly. It's really like writing a little short story. — Julia Child