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I'd rather not live like there isn't a God Then die and find out there really is Think about it — Kendrick Lamar

drive like hell was chasing you. — Cassandra Clare

You must behave as if return is certain, not a matter of chance, Jem said. — Cassandra Clare

Aren't you, uh ... reproducing?
sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. — Cassandra Clare

You don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress. — Jeaniene Frost

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. — James L. Brooks

I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess. — Rohinton Mistry

None of us are truly good. There are those of us that want to be good, and maybe even try to be, but life will not allow you to be — Charity Parkerson

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

The heart asks pleasure first, And then, excuse from pain. — Emily Dickinson

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare

I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones. — Fannie Flagg

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous — Callie Smith Grant

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor — Stanley Victor Paskavich

How can one little moment, one tiny touch, one quickening breath change so much? — Carian Cole

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

Lawyers are very, very good at keeping you out of prison, but they will sacrifice your reputation and credibility to do so. — Barney Frank

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. — Matt LeBlanc

And to bring in a new word by the head and shoulders, they leave out the old one. — Michel De Montaigne

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights. — Whitey Herzog

Prayer is the supreme activity of all that is noblest in our personality, and the essential nature of prayer is faith. — Oswald Chambers

The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. — Cassandra Clare

I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period. — Mel Gibson

A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone. — Charles Studd

Not only does God play dice with the universe, He's using loaded dice. — John Ford

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? — Jeaniene Frost

You. Me. Exorcist.
-Bones — Jeaniene Frost

On of the prerequisites for my mobile phone is that I have to be able to fling it at a wall if I lose my temper. — Sara Sheridan

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

Maybe we don't get a long past. Maybe we just get a future. — Jacquelyn Mitchard

Just kissing? How quicky you dismiss our love. -Jace — Cassandra Clare

Sometimes ... it takes me an entire day to write a recipe, to communicate it correctly. It's really like writing a little short story. — Julia Child