Moustache Quotes
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Moustache Quotes & Sayings
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Tell me bout this caveman with the clam moustache been barkin speeches all over Germany.
— Esi Edugyan
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.
— Billy Childish
He had a long thin nose, a moustache like flock wallpaper, sparse, carefully combed hair, and the complexion of a Hovis loaf.
— Len Deighton
Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?
— James Branch Cabell
How are you, Watson?" said he, cordially. "I should never have known you under that moustache,
— Arthur Conan Doyle
Hercule Poirot stared hard at Superintendent Sugden's moustache. Its luxuriance seemed to fascinate him.
— Agatha Christie
The rat is the moustache in the trache. The wrongdoer in the soer.
— J. Patrick Lewis
Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.
— Samantha Bee
If Grogssson's got the case, you might as well rifle the body, rob the place and draw a moustache on the corpse; he wouldn't mind.
— G.S. Denning
Really, for an actor, it's all about remembering a lot of stuff - and keeping the moustache on.
— Martin Clunes
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
His moustache was a masterpiece.
— Nora Roberts
Your moustache," I continue. "It's kind of like me wanting to be a writer. It's part of me. I don't know who I'd be if I didn't want to be a writer.
— Candace Bushnell
It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache.
— Bob Ainsworth
The difference between Nazism and Communism is just the size of the leader's moustache.
— Adriano Bulla
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt.
— Rudyard Kipling
I can't grow a moustache.
— Joe Jonas
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.
— Lisa Lampanelli
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.
— Billy Childish
They chose me for Lawrence of Arabia because I spoke English, had black hair, black eyes and a moustache. It was all luck.
— Omar Sharif
They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million.
— John Newcombe
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed.
— Pierre Boulez
I have been growing this moustache, a budding Burt Reynolds number, for a good cause known as Movember.
— David Sax
A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
I do not think therefore I am a moustache
— Jean-Paul Sartre
He could do nothing but twist his moustache, drink, and chatter the most inept nonsense that can possibly be imagined.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.
— Rich Sommer
I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache.
— Amanda Seyfried
A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.
— P.G. Wodehouse
He wore a gleaming top hat. He had a pomaded, uptwirled black moustache. He looked like a first-class funeral.
— Joseph Roth
For whatever reason, I decided: 'I'm 18, I'm a man, I'm going to grow a moustache' - and it was pathetic for years - it was awful.
— Chris Hadfield
Dude, we gotta work on your material. Hell, all you need is a little black moustache to twirl and go 'Muahahahaha' while you're at it.
— Tessa McFionn
The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed.
— Sherwood Anderson
Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief.
— Marcel Proust
white moustache trembling
— Agatha Christie
I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache
— Sebastian Vettel
No one should ever have to justify a fake moustache.
— Tom Taylor
