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Tell me bout this caveman with the clam moustache been barkin speeches all over Germany. — Esi Edugyan

A portrait of a muscular grey-haired man with a grim, almost demented gaze and the sort of moustache that could beat you in an arm-wrestling contest. — Ned Beauman

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. — P.G. Wodehouse

I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh. — Billy Childish

He had a long thin nose, a moustache like flock wallpaper, sparse, carefully combed hair, and the complexion of a Hovis loaf. — Len Deighton

They insist upon the shaving of the moustache, I think, in order that they may accustom the young men to obedience in the most trifling matters. — Plutarch

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache? — James Branch Cabell

How are you, Watson?" said he, cordially. "I should never have known you under that moustache, — Arthur Conan Doyle

Hercule Poirot stared hard at Superintendent Sugden's moustache. Its luxuriance seemed to fascinate him. — Agatha Christie

The rat is the moustache in the trache. The wrongdoer in the soer. — J. Patrick Lewis

Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache. — Samantha Bee

If Grogssson's got the case, you might as well rifle the body, rob the place and draw a moustache on the corpse; he wouldn't mind. — G.S. Denning

No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down. — Sam Neill

Maybe if I completely shaved my head and get the frost out of my moustache, maybe I could get one of those serious acting jobs. — Laila Ali

The judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache. — Eddie Mair

Really, for an actor, it's all about remembering a lot of stuff - and keeping the moustache on. — Martin Clunes

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

His moustache was a masterpiece. — Nora Roberts

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. — Mel Brooks

Your moustache," I continue. "It's kind of like me wanting to be a writer. It's part of me. I don't know who I'd be if I didn't want to be a writer. — Candace Bushnell

No, she doesn't know it's me. I'm in disguise. Look, I know someone who does this with just a pair of glasses. And I have glasses AND a moustache. — Dan Slott

It's true that people were told facial hair was not appreciated by the British public, but I just decided to keep the moustache. — Bob Ainsworth

The difference between Nazism and Communism is just the size of the leader's moustache. — Adriano Bulla

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. — Isla Fisher

I can't grow a moustache. — Joe Jonas

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass. — Lisa Lampanelli

He still kept smiling. And his moustache was definitely plotting something. — Sonya Lano

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it. — Billy Childish

Tell me immediately who those people are in that glass capsule!' 'Ah-ha,' said the Chief Spy, twirling his false moustache. — Roald Dahl

They chose me for Lawrence of Arabia because I spoke English, had black hair, black eyes and a moustache. It was all luck. — Omar Sharif

They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million. — John Newcombe

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez

I have been growing this moustache, a budding Burt Reynolds number, for a good cause known as Movember. — David Sax

A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil. — Jean-Paul Sartre

I do not think therefore I am a moustache — Jean-Paul Sartre

He could do nothing but twist his moustache, drink, and chatter the most inept nonsense that can possibly be imagined. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles. — Nora Roberts

A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army. — Anya Wylde

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache. — Rich Sommer

I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache. — Amanda Seyfried

It might have been the seventies, but if you're old enough for a moustache you're too old for strawberry-patterned trousers. — Jo Wood

But how a man like you, who looks so wise
And wears a moustache of such splendid size,
Can be so foolish as to ... — Moliere

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots. — P.G. Wodehouse

He wore a gleaming top hat. He had a pomaded, uptwirled black moustache. He looked like a first-class funeral. — Joseph Roth

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. — Rolf Harris

For whatever reason, I decided: 'I'm 18, I'm a man, I'm going to grow a moustache' - and it was pathetic for years - it was awful. — Chris Hadfield

Dude, we gotta work on your material. Hell, all you need is a little black moustache to twirl and go 'Muahahahaha' while you're at it. — Tessa McFionn

The writer, an old man with a white moustache, had some difficulty getting into bed. — Sherwood Anderson

Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief. — Marcel Proust

white moustache trembling — Agatha Christie

I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache — Sebastian Vettel

You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache. — Moss Hart

No one should ever have to justify a fake moustache. — Tom Taylor

Of the opposite sex, I have the moustache and, in general, the face. — Frida Kahlo