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Gentle reminder, Smile please.
— Vikrmn
Your Potential is an OBLIGATION.Its what you MUST be,do and have because you CAN. You Can, you Must, You will
— Fela Durotoye
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
— Paul Stanley
Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.
— Jim Carrey
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?
— Bill Hicks
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
It's funny how we all live under the same sky, but we don't all have the same horizon.
— Habeeb Akande
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time.
— Joe Girard
As I go about I see a lot of "coffin" men. They have room for themselves and nobody else.
— Charles L. Allen
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
— Ambrose Bierce
You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.
— Thomas Fuller
If it doesn't work, get better, and try again.
— Daniel Vlcek
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
One key to student success: Learning requires effort and study.
— Jeffrey O. Bennett
My idea of Christmas is love. Love so pure and so divine.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I'm saving my sick days for when I'm feeling better.
— Salma Hayek
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
— Frank Zappa
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
— Henry Ford
U.S. companies earn more from their investments in the EU than in the rest of the world combined.
— John Bruton
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
When you see the films of certain young directors, you get the impression that film history begins for them around 1980.
— Jacques Rivette
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Amazing how a small choice can change your life forever.
— Randy C. Dockens
Charles Pierce, Bea Arthur, and I were like a terrible little trio.
— Millicent Martin
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
— Praveen Kumar
Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
