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Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Thomas Hobbes: The power of a man is his present

The power of a man is his present means to obtain some future apparent good. — Thomas Hobbes

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Robert Breault: Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By L.J.Smith: Okay. I'll help you fight. What do you

Okay. I'll help you fight. What do you think we're up against? Bears, Coyotes ... "
"My Brother. — L.J.Smith

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Terry Gross: And once you say this is true, you

And once you say this is true, you start naming the beast that hurts you - so I started doing this. Other truths come out. — Terry Gross

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Valentina: Fight your imperfections imagining that you are the

Fight your imperfections imagining that you are the worst, so you can perform as the best. — Valentina

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Beth Felker Jones: The ongoing work of individual theologians continues to

The ongoing work of individual theologians continues to inform the authoritative doctrine of the people of God. — Beth Felker Jones

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Jennifer Granholm: Today in America we are no more 'post-racial'

Today in America we are no more 'post-racial' than we are 'post-partisan.' We have a long way to go. — Jennifer Granholm

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Robert Jordan: At the sight of her, sadness and loss

At the sight of her, sadness and loss rolled over him, worse — Robert Jordan

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Michael Leunig: I had many good teachers, but only three

I had many good teachers, but only three of them were school teachers. — Michael Leunig

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Claudio Magris: Today, questioning oneself about Europe means asking oneself

Today, questioning oneself about Europe means asking oneself how one relates to Germany. — Claudio Magris

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By K. Bromberg: I'm fucking drowning in her, and I'm not

I'm fucking drowning in her, and I'm not even sure I want to come up for air. — K. Bromberg

Mothers Day Funny Quotes By Andrew Zolli: Resilient systems fail gracefully. A perfect system is

Resilient systems fail gracefully. A perfect system is often most fragile. — Andrew Zolli