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The greater absurdities are, the more strongly they evince the falsity of that supposition from whence they flow.
— Francis Atterbury
National Socialism is what Marxism might have been if it could have broken its absurd and artificial ties with the democratic order.
— Adolf Hitler
But Lord! To see the absurd nature of Englishmen that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at everything that looks strange.
— Samuel Pepys
A flatterer never seems absurd: The flatter'd always takes his word.
— Benjamin Franklin
How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.
— Albert Camus
We're the new power, come to replace the old. Cameras in the head, children with microchips, spin doctors rewriting reality as it happens.
— Grant Morrison
Jean Piaget observed that scarcely any question seems absurd to a child, but he was silent on the question of absurd answers from adults.
— Nancy Willard
It strikes me as being morally repulsive and intellectually absurd that people die of want in a world of surplus.
— Bob Geldof
I know it sounds absurd, but 11 months old, I did my first commercial.
— Hayden Panettiere
The absurd is only too necessary on earth. The world stands on absurdities.
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
Positiveness is a most absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat.
— Laurence Sterne
Virtual representation is so absurd as to not deserve an answer. I therefore pass it over with contempt.
— Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden
That's absurd," I said with a little laugh. "Nobody can read too much. That's like saying someone breathes too much.
— Lynn Austin
The most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led to extraordinary success.
— Luc De Clapiers
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
— Steven Wright
Most Americans would agree that Plowshares is a Theatre of the Absurd.
— Daniel Berrigan
In life, a lot of great ideas sound insane or absurd at first.
— Nathan Fielder
People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Religion of the masses is absurd. But so is their science!
— Raheel Farooq
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
— Clarence Darrow
Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they're there to make our most absurd dreams come true.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part.
— John Malkovich
Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics. — Thomas Nagel
People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes.
— Daniel Tosh
The most dangerous aspect of religion is its tendency to glorify the absurd and justify the abhorrent.
— Stifyn Emrys
Most things are both true and absurd.
— Derek B. Miller
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
— Elizabeth Goudge
Both precious and absurd, this tightrope of existence we walk in both directions; strung only on a rhythm of heartbeats across a void
— Dean Cavanagh
If perfection is absurd, why is tragedy common?
— John Most
Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs.
— P.T. Barnum
It's often the ideas that sound most absurd and counterintuitive at first that later cause fundamental shifts in the way we see the world.
— Orson Scott Card
The best mannered people make the most absurd lovers.
— Denis Diderot
What for me is bliss and life and ecstasy and exaltation, the world in general seeks at most in imagination; in life it finds it absurd.
— Hermann Hesse
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To talk of 'prizing her open' as if she were an oyster, to use any but the finest and subtlest and most pliable tools upon her was impious and absurd.
— Virginia Woolf
There's this absurd innate need in most men to feel that they're more powerful than women are, which is ridiculous.
— Frederick Lenz
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.
— Thomas A. Edison
Having members of the Bush administration actually sit down and discuss counter terrorism with the very countries that support terrorists is absurd.
— Frank Lautenberg
It seem absurd to me that they don't know, haven't felt any change or tremor, even as my life has been completely turned upside down.
— Lauren Oliver
The more absurd life is, the more insupportable death is.
— Jean-Paul Sartre
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason
— H.L. Mencken
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
— Steven Wright
It's absurd to accuse Serbia and the Serbs for the armed secession of Croatia,.
— Slobodan Milosevic
That thing of hell and eternal punishment is the most absurd, as well as the most disagreeable thought that ever entered into the head of mortal man.
— George Berkeley
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
— Eric Andre
Do not boast because you have beliefs; don't forget that hundreds of absurd beliefs in the history are totally disappeared!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I was always ready to leave England for some absurd reason.
— Claire Forlani
She hated the love she had been given, because it had asked for nothing in return, which was absurd, unreal, against the laws of nature
— Paulo Coelho
Life may be not only meaningless but absurd.
— Thomas Nagel
There are moments when we resort to senseless formulations and advance absurd claims to hide straightforward feelings.
— Elena Ferrante
Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities.
— Thomas Paine
If Mickey Mouse could fly, he'd be Donald Duck.
— Janet Evanovich
When absurdities get repeated often enough, they start sounding like truth.
— T. Colin Campbell
The absurd is the fundamental idea and the first truth.
— Albert Camus
