Morning Jokes Quotes
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For nothing is more boring than being forced to play.
— Angela Carter
Writing novels takes up about 100% of my available working time.
— Charles Stross
He has learned that it is difficult to live in the present, pointless to live in the future and impossible to live in the past.
— Frank Herbert
Say,' I said. "What brings you out here at this hour of the morning, for a thing like this?"
'The bus,' he said. — Hunter S. Thompson
'The bus,' he said. — Hunter S. Thompson
When I see something, I go for it.
— Jackee Harry
Are you a hero, actually?"
"Um, no. Not as such. Not at all, really. Even less than that, in fact. — Terry Pratchett
"Um, no. Not as such. Not at all, really. Even less than that, in fact. — Terry Pratchett
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
— Seth MacFarlane
I think in the U.S., the border fence is no longer an immigration issue primarily; it's a security issue.
— Duncan Hunter
Billy got off his lounge chair now, went into the bathroom and took a leak. The crowd went wild.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Worse than jokes in the morning did she hate the idea of a husband.
— Elizabeth Von Arnim
There is too much of criticism and faultfinding with anger and raised voices.
— Gordon B. Hinckley