Morelli Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Morelli

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I was driving by, doing a security check ... and I smelled leg of lamb.
Morelli — Janet Evanovich

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. — Janet Evanovich

About that proposal, cupcake..."
Morelli — Janet Evanovich

I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life? — Janet Evanovich

My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn't for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn. — Janet Evanovich

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.
Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich

My sex life is okay."
"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.
Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich

Nice dress. Take it off. — Janet Evanovich

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically. — Janet Evanovich

Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money) — Janet Evanovich

Sally looked over at him. "What, are you homophobic?"
"Nope," Morelli said. "I'm Italian. There's a difference. — Janet Evanovich

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case. — Janet Evanovich

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. — Janet Evanovich

I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag. — Janet Evanovich

You're such a cupcake. — Janet Evanovich

Morelli grinned down at me. I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies. — Janet Evanovich

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli — Janet Evanovich

We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.
- Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich

I OPENED THE front door to Morelli's house and Bob — Janet Evanovich

He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss. — Janet Evanovich

This is war,' I yelled through the door.
Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. — Janet Evanovich

I felt a little bad about killing the man, but what choice did I have?" ... Louie Morelli, "The Prince of Mafia Princes. — Patricia Bellomo

Morelli was an amazing lover, but Ranger was magic. — Janet Evanovich

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich

You're scum, Morelli! You're scum! — Janet Evanovich

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car ... just for old times. — Janet Evanovich

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. — Janet Evanovich

How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me. — Janet Evanovich