Morelli Quotes
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Morelli Quotes & Sayings
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I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.
— Janet Evanovich
About that proposal, cupcake..."Morelli — Janet Evanovich
I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?
— Janet Evanovich
My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn't for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn.
— Janet Evanovich
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
My sex life is okay.""Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
Nice dress. Take it off.
— Janet Evanovich
You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you.""You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money)
— Janet Evanovich
Sally looked over at him. "What, are you homophobic?""Nope," Morelli said. "I'm Italian. There's a difference. — Janet Evanovich
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli
— Janet Evanovich
And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.
— Janet Evanovich
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
— Janet Evanovich
I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.
— Janet Evanovich
You're such a cupcake.
— Janet Evanovich
Morelli grinned down at me. I don't know where he's getting it, but he's got some really good shit in those brownies.
— Janet Evanovich
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli
— Janet Evanovich
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits.- Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich
I OPENED THE front door to Morelli's house and Bob
— Janet Evanovich
He lowered his mouth and kissed me. I know I should have kneed him in the groin, but the kiss was delicious. Joe Morelli still knew how to kiss.
— Janet Evanovich
This is war,' I yelled through the door.Lucky for me,' Morelli said. 'I give good war. — Janet Evanovich
I felt a little bad about killing the man, but what choice did I have?" ... Louie Morelli, "The Prince of Mafia Princes.
— Patricia Bellomo
Morelli was an amazing lover, but Ranger was magic.
— Janet Evanovich
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.
— Janet Evanovich
You're scum, Morelli! You're scum!
— Janet Evanovich
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car ... just for old times.
— Janet Evanovich
