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Moose Quotes & Sayings

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I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher

Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose there?) — Vivien Bowers

Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. — Mallory Ortberg

Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. — Alcee Hastings

I'm so sorry-I broke you moose? — Morgan Matson

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. — Joan Rivers

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it — Groucho Marx

I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys. — Jimmy Smith

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. — Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. — Tao Lin

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong

Hey, moose! I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we'll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought. — Rick Riordan

Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose — Julie Anne Peters

Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall. — Jass Richards

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. — Tim Moon

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ... — Bob Hope

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan

Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" - — Jillian Dodd

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson

moose was a moose. There — Gary Paulsen

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. — Theodore Roosevelt

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. — Mikey Way

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth — Rolf Peterson

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. — Gerald R. Ford

The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus. — Mary Oliver

Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator is like watching a moose do ballet. What did you do, read Machiavelli for Dummies? Or — Elliott James

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass

Let's high stick that moose in the fun bags. — Christopher Moore

It's the story of how I went from being lionized for helping bring the snipers to justice to being vilified for writing a book about it. — Charles A. Moose

Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just because my nose is so big. — Genevieve Cortese

Remember to always shine & never give up on love! — S. Moose

I feel as fit as a bull moose. — Theodore Roosevelt

You used nunchucks on a moose?"
Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard. — Richelle Mead

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn

It All Started with a Moose — Nancy Temple Rodrigue

The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. By — Rick Riordan