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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain

I believe that woman is the equal of man - if she is. That woman is no better than man - unless she is. — Alice Moore Hubbard

A woman has to look good, but a man - a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev

The last thing I want to hear from a crotch, I yell, is Walt Whitman! — Ron Whipple

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. — Antisthenes

In my family, you can rot to hell on the inside as long as you're flawless on the outside, which is really sick, but also hard to unlearn. — Laura Wiess

I got started as an actress doing musical theater, and I always loved 'Grease' and 'West Side Story,' and all those kind of movies. — Sara Paxton

Fighting! Fighting like white-trash dumb monkey ...
-Park's mom — Rainbow Rowell

We love a lot of vampire fiction - both fiction in which the vampires are enemies to be battled or stone cold foxes to be dated. — Sarah Rees Brennan

I have a deep love for life and my fellow human beings. I try to understand everything that everybody does, even if it seems wrong to me. — Steve Vai

If I can raise attention to a cause, I will. — Booboo Stewart

When we focus on love,
we shall experience love. — Molly Friedenfeld

Hey, monkey pussy, you might want to give those meat curtains a spit shine before you leave the house. — Debra Anastasia

Pushed times make a monkey chew pepper.~ Creole proverb. (challenging times inspire unique actions) — Myra Jolivet

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. — Malcolm De Chazal

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld

The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies. — Gertrude Jekyll

Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin. — Brandon Sanderson

A growth hacker doesn't see marketing as something one does but rather as something one builds into the product itself. — Ryan Holiday

The human spirit must prevail over technology. — Albert Einstein

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

I've never said flange to a monkey! — Russell Howard

When you're a celebrity, people think they know you, but they don't have a clue. — Willie Aames

Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan — Niall Horan

A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys. — Jacob M. Appel

For a brief second, I entertained the idea of ripping off my gloves, rushing down the hall, and jumping on Dustin's back like a psychotic monkey. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

While living I want to live well. — Geronimo

Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down."
Robin looked at him. "My safe word is monkey. — Suzanne Brockmann

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein

Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can. — Stephen King

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize. — Carol Maloney Scott