Monkey Humor Quotes
Collection of top 35 famous quotes about Monkey Humor
Monkey Humor Quotes & Sayings
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
— Robert Benchley
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
— Mark Twain
I believe that woman is the equal of man - if she is. That woman is no better than man - unless she is.
— Alice Moore Hubbard
A woman has to look good, but a man - a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.
— Meir Shalev
Fighting! Fighting like white-trash dumb monkey ... -Park's mom — Rainbow Rowell
We love a lot of vampire fiction - both fiction in which the vampires are enemies to be battled or stone cold foxes to be dated.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
If I can raise attention to a cause, I will.
— Booboo Stewart
When we focus on love,we shall experience love. — Molly Friedenfeld
Hey, monkey pussy, you might want to give those meat curtains a spit shine before you leave the house.
— Debra Anastasia
Pushed times make a monkey chew pepper.~ Creole proverb. (challenging times inspire unique actions)
— Myra Jolivet
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
— Malcolm De Chazal
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
— Donald Rumsfeld
The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.
— Gertrude Jekyll
Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.
— Brandon Sanderson
A growth hacker doesn't see marketing as something one does but rather as something one builds into the product itself.
— Ryan Holiday
The human spirit must prevail over technology.
— Albert Einstein
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
— Kristen Schaal
I've never said flange to a monkey!
— Russell Howard
Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey.
— Charlotte Perkins Gilman
If it were legal, I'd marry food. -Niall Horan
— Niall Horan
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
For a brief second, I entertained the idea of ripping off my gloves, rushing down the hall, and jumping on Dustin's back like a psychotic monkey.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
While living I want to live well.
— Geronimo
Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down."Robin looked at him. "My safe word is monkey. — Suzanne Brockmann
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
— Gemma Halliday
