Monkey Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Monkey

Monkey Quotes & Sayings

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The monkey said, "Bad. Bad, shitty bad. — Robert Reed

Sogeking... SHOOT THAT FLAG. — Eiichiro Oda

Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel! — Christine Zolendz

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. — Robert Benchley

If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would've stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush. — M.E. Castle

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs

We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Thou hast been with the Monkey People - the gray apes - the people without a law - the eaters of everything. — Rudyard Kipling

What you must do," said Monkey, "is lure the monster from its hiding place, but be certain it is a fight you can survive. — Wu Cheng'en

A swooshing sound broke the predawn silence. A tiny marmoset monkey and an ostrich pushed a cardboard box labeled "Donations" through the snow. — Mikael Barstow

Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars. — Darell Hammond

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football. — Sam Snead

You never monkey with the truth. — Ben Bradlee

You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart

Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes. — Antonio Garcia Martinez

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime! — Stephen Colbert

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail. — Jean-Claude Duvalier

The mind is like a monkey swinging from branch to branch through a forest, says the Sutra. — Thich Nhat Hanh

If you see that you are a bundle of memories and words, the restless monkey comes to an end. — Krishnamurti

Talk about brass-monkey weather! — M.L. Stedman

A princess and a tiger, huh? Such excessive names! Our names mean 'monkey' and 'lewd!' I'm so jealous! — Tite Kubo

You are not a spiritual being in a monkey body you are a monkey pretending to be a spiritual being controlling itself. — Christopher Zzenn Loren

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though. — Neil Simon

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey. — Margot Kidder

That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. — Derek Landy

Your friend is so ugly and hairy.
Hey, you'll upset my monkey !

We were talking to the monkey... — Malachi Jones

I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life. — Shaquille O'Neal

I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey," announced Rose. "Let's help the dead man with his problem. — Seanan McGuire

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

It seemed to him that life's true tragedy was to lift up one's voice among the living and be met with indifference. — Cristina Garcia

It's like the television equivalent of one of those cymbal-banging monkey toys being duct-taped to your forehead. — Matthew Norman

The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way.

(Leaps And Bounds) — Peter Coomber

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans

Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey; it needs sweet people to soften the callous hearts! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. — Nick Hornby

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. — Theodore Sturgeon

Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back. — Elton John

Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey. — Sandi Toksvig

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. — Lorne Michaels

I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. — Stella Young

Come on ... come closer."
I stood my ground. "I didn't get you up here to indulge in wild monkey lust."
"Crap." He dropped his hand to his lap. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain when you're treated like a monkey. — Rob Liano

And that is the real elephant in the room. The monkey in my wrench. The worm in my candy bar ... — J. Kenner

In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice. — Mark Twain

As for me I will follow the path of the pink bunnies. — Magenta Periwinkle

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone

Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead ... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. — Thomas Huxley

[T]hey don't care about realpolitik or the big picture. They only care about monkey-wrenching and whistle blowing. — Peter Watts

Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyes. "Family. Lots. Go get, they help huntress. — Tera Lynn Childs

The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all. — Brigid Brophy

She has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good! — Charise Mericle Harper

When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan

Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey," said I. — Christopher Moore

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan

People love that monkey torture. — Thomas Lennon

Explain me to myself, you'll make me choke on my lunch. Feel sympathy for me, I'll puke monkey blood on your understated shoes. — Don DeLillo

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! — Dwayne Johnson

I love trolling around the internet and I am nuts like an 8-bit Monkey on cocaine. — Sultan Khan

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. — C.S. Lewis

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. — Alan Garner

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W.S. Gilbert

One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him.
- Monkey D. Luffy — Eiichiro Oda

Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.
'That's my boy,' Diesel said. — Janet Evanovich

Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can. — Stephen King

I'd much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick. — Nicole McKay

I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. — Glenn Beck

Dad had attention issues and Ms. Scarecrow Brain wouldn't notice a flying monkey if it smacked her in the face. — Katie McGarry

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. — Chuck Palahniuk

I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections. — William Congreve

Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. — Eli Roth

Sanji: That's right he's a rubberman
Chopper: What do you mean?
Sanji: I mean he's a monster — Sanji

But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people. — Jeff Strand

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey. — Sylvia Plath

Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey. — R.S. Grey

Sorry, but looks like I'm dead. *Grin* — Eiichiro Oda

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize. — Carol Maloney Scott

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! — Jonathan Dunne

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us — Francesco Totti

I thought I'd had wild monkey sex.
I didn't know the meaning of it until Shy taught it to me. — Kristen Ashley

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger. — Henry Walter Bates

Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries. — Penny Reid

Too many people not enough monkeys — Anonymous

This is the monkey mind of which Zen speaks: the mind that worries, doubts, frets about the past, makes lists, all the time chattering like a monkey. — Patricia Monaghan

maybe everything happens in a monkey that came to make the rules in heaven — George G. Asztalos

Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down."
Robin looked at him. "My safe word is monkey. — Suzanne Brockmann

I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it's still worth swinging. — Tim Cordes

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey. — Doug Dorst

Monkey People? They — Rudyard Kipling

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members. — Gary Yourofsky

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN — Frank Luntz

The dwarf, the evil counselor, the twisted little monkey demon. I'm all that stands between them and chaos. — George R R Martin

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan

Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates

Crime growth cause in USA? TV ... Monkey see - monkey do. — Michelee Morgan Cabot

A monkey in a tuxedo suit, is still a monkey. — Charlie Green

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday

Suck monkey balls?" (87%) — Samantha Towle