Monkey Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Monkey
Monkey Quotes & Sayings
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The monkey said, "Bad. Bad, shitty bad.
— Robert Reed
Sogeking... SHOOT THAT FLAG.
— Eiichiro Oda
Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!
— Christine Zolendz
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
— Robert Benchley
If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would've stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.
— M.E. Castle
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
— Augusten Burroughs
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Thou hast been with the Monkey People - the gray apes - the people without a law - the eaters of everything.
— Rudyard Kipling
What you must do," said Monkey, "is lure the monster from its hiding place, but be certain it is a fight you can survive.
— Wu Cheng'en
A swooshing sound broke the predawn silence. A tiny marmoset monkey and an ostrich pushed a cardboard box labeled "Donations" through the snow.
— Mikael Barstow
Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars.
— Darell Hammond
You never monkey with the truth.
— Ben Bradlee
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA.
— Bob Enyart
Long story short: I don't know shit about whatever dancing monkey of the moment is amusing the plebes.
— Antonio Garcia Martinez
Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime!
— Stephen Colbert
The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
— Jean-Claude Duvalier
The mind is like a monkey swinging from branch to branch through a forest, says the Sutra.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
If you see that you are a bundle of memories and words, the restless monkey comes to an end.
— Krishnamurti
Talk about brass-monkey weather!
— M.L. Stedman
A princess and a tiger, huh? Such excessive names! Our names mean 'monkey' and 'lewd!' I'm so jealous!
— Tite Kubo
You are not a spiritual being in a monkey body you are a monkey pretending to be a spiritual being controlling itself.
— Christopher Zzenn Loren
Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.
— Neil Simon
God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
— Margot Kidder
Your friend is so ugly and hairy.Hey, you'll upset my monkey !
We were talking to the monkey... — Malachi Jones
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey," announced Rose. "Let's help the dead man with his problem.
— Seanan McGuire
Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson
It seemed to him that life's true tragedy was to lift up one's voice among the living and be met with indifference.
— Cristina Garcia
It's like the television equivalent of one of those cymbal-banging monkey toys being duct-taped to your forehead.
— Matthew Norman
The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way.(Leaps And Bounds) — Peter Coomber
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
Sweetness! World needs sweetness! It needs a sweet child, a sweet dolphin, a sweet monkey; it needs sweet people to soften the callous hearts!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.
— Nick Hornby
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
— Theodore Sturgeon
Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.
— Elton John
Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey.
— Sandi Toksvig
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
— Lorne Michaels
Come on ... come closer."I stood my ground. "I didn't get you up here to indulge in wild monkey lust."
"Crap." He dropped his hand to his lap. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
And that is the real elephant in the room. The monkey in my wrench. The worm in my candy bar ...
— J. Kenner
In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice.
— Mark Twain
As for me I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.
— Magenta Periwinkle
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
— Alicia Silverstone
Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead ... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt.
— Thomas Huxley
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[T]hey don't care about realpolitik or the big picture. They only care about monkey-wrenching and whistle blowing.
— Peter Watts
Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyes. "Family. Lots. Go get, they help huntress.
— Tera Lynn Childs
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
— Brigid Brophy
She has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good!
— Charise Mericle Harper
When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
— Joe Rogan
Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey," said I.
— Christopher Moore
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
— Tracy Morgan
People love that monkey torture.
— Thomas Lennon
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!
— Dwayne Johnson
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy — Eiichiro Oda
Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.'That's my boy,' Diesel said. — Janet Evanovich
Most politicians lie for the same reason a monkey swings by his tail, which is to say because he can.
— Stephen King
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.
— Glenn Beck
Dad had attention issues and Ms. Scarecrow Brain wouldn't notice a flying monkey if it smacked her in the face.
— Katie McGarry
Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
— William Congreve
But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people.
— Jeff Strand
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.
— Sylvia Plath
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
— R.S. Grey
Sorry, but looks like I'm dead. *Grin*
— Eiichiro Oda
I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize.
— Carol Maloney Scott
I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!
— Jonathan Dunne
I thought I'd had wild monkey sex. I didn't know the meaning of it until Shy taught it to me. — Kristen Ashley
The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.
— Henry Walter Bates
Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.
— Penny Reid
Too many people not enough monkeys
— Anonymous
This is the monkey mind of which Zen speaks: the mind that worries, doubts, frets about the past, makes lists, all the time chattering like a monkey.
— Patricia Monaghan
maybe everything happens in a monkey that came to make the rules in heaven
— George G. Asztalos
Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down."Robin looked at him. "My safe word is monkey. — Suzanne Brockmann
Monkey People? They
— Rudyard Kipling
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
— Charles Darwin
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.
— Gary Yourofsky
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. MENCKEN
— Frank Luntz
The dwarf, the evil counselor, the twisted little monkey demon. I'm all that stands between them and chaos.
— George R R Martin
Crime growth cause in USA? TV ... Monkey see - monkey do.
— Michelee Morgan Cabot
A monkey in a tuxedo suit, is still a monkey.
— Charlie Green
That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!
— Gemma Halliday
Suck monkey balls?" (87%)
— Samantha Towle