Mommy Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Mommy

Mommy Quotes & Sayings

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Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, the camera stuff from both. That's just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths. — Willow Smith

Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right. — Toni Aleo

thanks to mommy and match-box cars, thanks for dad and to the stars. — Dixie Chicks

You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!" — Rosie O'Donnell

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

Emily was so excited she forgot. She was so happy she made a mistake and said, Thank you so much, Mommy! — Debra Anastasia

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? — James Dashner

I don't want my daughters to grow up the way that I grew up. I want them to actually see Mommy in a fulfilled relationship that's amazing for her. — Jessica White

Mommy. It's just the one thing you don't want to mess up. — Jennifer Lopez

I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd. — Peter Dinklage

Mothers give us life, love, and the heartfelt inclination to cry 'I want my mommy' no matter how old we get. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's — Chuck Palahniuk

Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown

I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting? — Toni Aleo

I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his.
"Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley

A road trip with your ancient mommy is just what you need after falling off a mountain and having your soul ripped out by your best friend. — Natasha Larry

Do you even really know how vampires are made?'
'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare

Mommy," Cliff called. "Mommy, I have to tell you something. Mommy! Grandma is kind of mean." "I know, sweetheart, don't worry," Ruby said. — Tui T. Sutherland

I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me. — Nick Cannon

My son. He makes my heart grow bigger and bigger each day. There is nothing I love more than being his mommy. — Zoe McLellan

Now go bring back someone's head on the front of your Lexus for Mommy, okay?
Ellery's mother to him — Amy Lane

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you. — Octavia Butler

Esquire needs to be more like a mommy blog — Vera Farmiga

I was two years old when my mom put me in mommy and me classes. I always had a lot of energy so it was the perfect fit! — Aly Raisman

Everyday I've got is my Mother's Day! — Mohith Agadi

I knew one thing. I did not want to be a mommy like mommy. — Betty Friedan

If I wanted to be mommied my whole life, I would have stayed at home with my mommy" Duncan Krane from my book, Opportunity Found. — David Mullins

Mommy, he told me he's going to take me away for some candy and I can pet his fat dog. — Karina Halle

That's better," Mino said with a satisfied nod. "Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for their mommy? — James Dashner

When Jett puts my face in his hands and tells me, 'Mommy you're so pretty' or smells me, it's so wonderful. — Jill Scott

Honey, ... When a wolf watches a lamb, he's not thinking about the lamb's mommy. — Patricia Briggs

If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William Masters

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy. — Laurell K. Hamilton

In all of your living, don't forget to live. — Ricky Maye

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

I agree that mommy wars are not good for any mothers: that such wars are time and effort wasted. — Sandra Tsing Loh

The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there. — Peter Shaffer

I want my son to never know the mommy who would rather watch him play basketball than play with him. — Marissa Jaret Winokur

One of the most beautiful things in the world is seeing a mommy with her kids. There's nothing more beautiful, nothing more sublime. — Johnny Depp

You know what a mistake is, right?"
"Like when Mommy yells at me and then says she is sorry later. — Keira Kroft

Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** — Various

The gods changed their war cry to: "RUN!" "HELP!" And: "MOMMY! — Rick Riordan

Don't use your mommy ninja skills on me. — Ottilie Weber

Do you know where most skeletons come from?"
"When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry

And so I make a pact with the devil, or in this case, my mommy. — Kristan Higgins

So instead of feeling sorry for yourself, realize that your life, just like a developing child's, has phases
and now you're in the mommy phase. — Laura C. Schlessinger

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. — Ron Hall

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space. — Angelina Jolie

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. — Andre Marrou

Yeah, I'm fine. Those ugly bullies were more afraid of my mommy than any warrior angel anyway. She's far more scary. — Susan Ee

I think it's important to set up that boundary of respect for your kids at a young age, so they will know, I better listen to Mommy. — Britney Spears

I WON'T get upset!" Cliff shouted. "I want! to SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA! — Tui T. Sutherland

Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."

Mommy's thoughts-- "...............................
.......fucking minecraft — Mel Brown

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon. — Joan Rivers

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. — Mary J. Blige

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom. — Susie Bright

He might be immortal, but not even an eternity would be enough time to work through his mommy issues. It — Alexandra Ivy

Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight! — Kylie Scott

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. — Tracy Morgan

I'm a daughter from a strong man and beautiful mommy, and I'm so proud to be I am. — Jodi Picoult

Mommy do princesses seem at all like me?
look inside yourself and you'll see. — Carmela LaVigna Coyle

Is the music broke, Mommy? — Edward M. Wolfe

I've started the adoption process ... I really want to be a mommy. — Holly Madison

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing. — Robert Kiyosaki

Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman

Being an Olympic runner and now a mommy, it is so important to me to help my children learn early on how to be active and stay healthy. — Carrie Tollefson

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard? — Howard Cosell

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family. — Bil Keane

I am so ready to be a mommy. I can't wait. I notice every little baby dress, every little baby toy, every little baby thing. — Halle Berry

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams Jr.

Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! — Mr. Krabs

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water. — Erma Bombeck

I love social media and the ability to connect to new people through Twitter and Facebook and share my real time experiences with my mommy network. — Soleil Moon Frye

In one way or another,
you owe your life to Mother. — Richelle E. Goodrich

The accusations make me want to be kid again. Why isn't my mommy calling them big fat liars? — Kendare Blake

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

Oh mommy! You are my world, my love. I am your little boy, and I stole your heart. — Debasish Mridha

Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women. — Camille Paglia

My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are. — Martin Luther King Jr.

I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted. — Kelly Moran

One little girl broke up the whole kourtroom when she asked out loud, "Is that the fascist pig, Mommy?" pointing up at the judge. — Assata Shakur

Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy. — Brandy Norwood

Only five books tonight, Mommy," she says.
No, Olivia, just one."
How about four?"
Two."
Three."
Oh, all right, three. But that's it! — Ian Falconer

Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the kitchen table. — Joe Hill

I'm used to getting up at 7, getting breakfast, getting the kids off to school, and doing the mommy thing and the wife thing and the daughter thing. — Anita Baker

Mommy loves me I know. Mommy loves me I know. I know Mommy loves me. I am scared of her. A — Douglas Clegg

Esquire's all about mommy issues now. Breastfeeding, vaccinations, playdate etiquette. — Vera Farmiga

What opens my heart is when my son wakes me up in the morning, nudging me and saying, 'Mommy, mommy!' — Erykah Badu

Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger. — Gordon Korman

There was one thing unforgivable, like things in the schoolroom so bad that only Mommy could deal with, to set up a rival good to God's. — Evelyn Waugh

Bragging about winning porn awards is like showing mommy what you did in the toilet. — Tyler Knight

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.' — Wanda Sykes

Caring about the welfare of children and shaming parents are mutually exclusive endeavors. — Brene Brown

I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino. — Joyce Giraud

Mommy loves you more than all the magic in the world. — Maureen Jane Shigeno

For me, 'Mommy' was about developing very humane characters that would be very credible and endearing and work onscreen. — Xavier Dolan