Mizner Quotes
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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
— Wilson Mizner
Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.
— Wilson Mizner
If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research.
— Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
— Wilson Mizner
They also swear who only stand and wait.
— Addison Mizner
Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit.
— Addison Mizner
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
— Wilson Mizner
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
— Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
— Wilson Mizner
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
— Wilson Mizner
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.
— Wilson Mizner
Poets are born, not paid.
— Addison Mizner
He's a trellis for varicose veins.
— Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves.
— Wilson Mizner
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you
— Wilson Mizner
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
— Wilson Mizner
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
— Wilson Mizner
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.
— Wilson Mizner
Failure has gone to his head.
— Wilson Mizner
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
— Wilson Mizner
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
— Wilson Mizner
Easy street is a blind alley.
— Wilson Mizner
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
— Addison Mizner
Count 10 over him - he'll get up
— Wilson Mizner
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.
— Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
— Wilson Mizner
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
— Wilson Mizner
Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
— Wilson Mizner
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
— Wilson Mizner
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him
— Addison Mizner
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
— Wilson Mizner
The writer Wilson Mizner said if you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research. I
— Austin Kleon
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
— Wilson Mizner
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
— Wilson Mizner
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
— Addison Mizner
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.
— Wilson Mizner
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne.
— Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
— Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
— Wilson Mizner
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
— Wilson Mizner
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
— Wilson Mizner
God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.
— Addison Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
— Wilson Mizner
Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.
— Addison Mizner
If you seal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. (Mizner)
— Brian O'Hare
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
— Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny.
— Wilson Mizner
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
— Wilson Mizner
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
— Wilson Mizner
The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.
— Wilson Mizner
Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.
— Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
— Wilson Mizner