Military Humor Quotes: top 32 famous quotes about Military Humor

Military Humor Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Military Humor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. — Douglas MacArthur

US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. — Mary Roach

We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody. — Evan Wright

I'm very down-to-earth and accessible, I think. — Juliette Binoche

I thought 'The Well' was going to launch my career, but nothing happened. — Maidie Norman

Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. — Garry Trudeau

The networks at their worst (were) at once greedy and timid. — David Halberstam

Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa

I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving. — Andrew Shaffer

Never run after a man or a bus, there's always another one in five minutes. — Cherry Adair

I'm going to kill you," she whispered.
He sat up once more, wrapped her hair around his fist and growled. "Fuck me, instead. — Tessa Bailey

It's hard to win a war with a front at your back. — Gregory S. Close

Love turns one person into two; and two into one. — Isaac Abravanel

Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal. — Lee Child

Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . . — Leif Herrgesell

Commitment is the only currency that keeps a family together. — Ben Tolosa

He was a man built to yearn for what he could not have. — Anne Perry

Every man should ask himself each day whether he is not too readily accepting negative solutions. — Winston Churchill

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard ... -George Foster — Shawn Durnin

Dancers aren't made of their technique, but their passion. — Agnes De Mille

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country."
Willie "Drafted — Rich Allan

There's nothing wrong with advocating for your own company. — Eric Schneiderman

The other day, we went somewhere, and did something. — Colby Buzzell

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Writing a first-draft battle scene is akin to real combat - chaos, confusion, and you must keep your cool as you fire word bullets downrange. — Don Roff

Stop," he murmured, or at least that's what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like "Yes," which probably wasn't the same thing at all. — Tawna Fenske

Searching is just like finding, only it comes first and is spelled differently. — The Searcher

If you're going to write a song, try to get together with a collaborator because it's better to write with collaborators. — Brian Wilson

The universe was filled with secrets, and he understood now that one of the biggest was that no one needed to know them all. — A. Lee Martinez

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ... — Nine Naughty Novelists