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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot. — Bette Midler

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. — Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. — Bette Midler

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. — Bette Midler

Enough about me. What do you think about me? — Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel. — Bette Midler

Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains. — Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. — Bette Midler

You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not. — Bette Midler

I want it all - and I would like it delivered. — Bette Midler

Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French. — Bette Midler

The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home. — Bette Midler

People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best. — Bette Midler

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part. — Bette Midler

Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you — Bette Midler

A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I've chosen not to be. — Bette Midler

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world. — Bette Midler

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. — Bette Midler

If you wants something done, you'd better do it yourself - or ask another woman to do it. — Bette Midler

If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier. — Bette Midler

I never know how much of what I say is true. — Bette Midler

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable. — Bette Midler

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? — Bette Midler

When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself. — Bette Midler

When I moved to New York City in 1965, I wanted to be in theater. I was following my Ethel Barrymore dream. But I was too young to be Ethel. — Bette Midler

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease. — Bette Midler

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

Appearance over substance was a cultural theme in China — Paul Midler

Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic! — Bette Midler

[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage ... — Bette Midler

I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say. — Bette Midler

I mean, can I really create a full, three-dimensional character? I don't know anymore. I'm certainly going to try. — Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. — Bette Midler

I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive. — Bette Midler

GOD is watching us, from a Distance ... — Bette Midler

Zealots are rarely ever weakened by disbelievers; in fact, they are encouraged by them. — Paul Midler

I love nature, in spite of what it did to me. — Bette Midler

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. — Bette Midler

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV. — Bette Midler

Most people are awestruck when they see Lady Gaga and Bette Midler, but then the queen comes in. — Jake Shimabukuro

[On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her. — Bette Midler

I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.' — Bette Midler

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises. — Bette Midler

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed. — Bette Midler

I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery. — Bette Midler

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death? — Bette Midler

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that. — Robert Urich

Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz you're really a yawn if it goes — Bette Midler

If you can accept your differentness and learn to love it and encourage it, then you can be someone wonderful. — Bette Midler

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces. — Bette Midler

I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession. — Bette Midler

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. — Bette Midler

If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything. — Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. — Bette Midler

There's a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don't really do with your family. — Bette Midler

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening ... that's the art. — Bette Midler

If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life. — Bette Midler

China manufacturing was a game played on a field without referees. — Paul Midler

Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me. — Bette Midler

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? — Bette Midler

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

If you're frightened, you're out of luck. — Bette Midler

Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews. — Bette Midler

Education is my next big thing. When music and art were taken out of the schools, I went berserk! — Bette Midler

A lot of people have called me the black Bette Midler, and I regard that as a compliment. — Vesta Williams

I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me? — Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity. — Bette Midler

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. — Bette Midler

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. — Bette Midler

I sold my soul to rock and roll. — Bette Midler

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. — Bette Midler

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows. — Bette Midler

I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won. — Bette Midler

I learned to accept the audience's happiness for me, which is one of the hardest things for me to learn. — Bette Midler

Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there's a seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes a rose. — Bette Midler

The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick. — Bette Midler

My husband calls it winging it - the way I just took what the studios gave me, didn't do my homework and avoided roles that would risk my image. — Bette Midler

Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down? — Bette Midler

Total contentment is only for cows. — Bette Midler

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. — Bette Midler

I don't think I had the aspiration to be a star growing up. I loved Madonna and Bette Midler, and I had my karaoke machine and would sing their songs. — Mandy Moore

I met Bette Midler, who I absolutely love. — Lesley Nicol

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them. — Bette Midler

Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD's on and hit play and random things come out. — Bette Midler

Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do. — Bette Midler

A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at. — Bette Midler

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling. — Bette Midler