Merry Christmas Humor Quotes
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Merry Christmas Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Right. I can see it now. Merry Christmas, everybody! And by the way, did I tell you I'm a vampire? No need to pass the gravy, just bare your neck-
— Kerrelyn Sparks
So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.
— Margaret Halsey
Jez had gone from an evil twin to a sweet, even angelic, girl, all in less than a minute.
— Ridley Pearson
Without the door let sorrow lie,
And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither
And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither
I am extremely spiritual. I've not gone into this before because it's personal, but faith is the core of my life.
— Oprah Winfrey
For me, relationships are the real action movies. Bombs are exploding every day and the kitchen is Ground Zero.
— Michelle Williams
But I know that in order to get to the end of a thing, one must start at the beginning.
— Michelle Zink
Not everyone writes well from a child's point of view.
— Richard Russo
Writing is like breathing for my soul.
— A.D. Posey
My dad went at 86. A car killed him. He was crossing the road.
— Peter O'Toole
Fuckyou-ish?" "The English dialect of the ancient language 'fuckyou.' Very old. Dignified even.
— Celia Kyle
Pele was the only footballer who surpassed the boundaries of logic.
— Osvaldo Ardiles