Men's Hair Quotes: top 56 famous quotes about Men's Hair

Men's Hair Quotes & Sayings

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The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair. — Linda Sunshine

A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin as a hair. A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth. — Laozi

I only grow hair in places that men like. — Lea Thompson

Only a few of the women sport pubic hair. He's never understood what that's about. Some of the men are bare, too. O tempora, o mores. — Kelly Link

If a man's wit be not apt to distinguish or find differences, let him study the schoolmen; for they are cymini sectores, splitters of hairs. — Francis Bacon

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser. — Don Herold

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The oldest man he seemed that ever wore grey hairs. — William Wordsworth

29 The glory of young men is their strength, but w the splendor of old men is their gray hair. — Anonymous

Color prejudice is so strong that if a woman has yellow hair, even if she has the face of an iguana, men turn to look at her in the street. — Isabel Allende

The hair-color, Streeter decided, of the old men you see sitting on park benches and feeding the pigeons. Call it Just For Losers. # — Shane Jiraiya Cummings

Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare; And beauty draws us with a single hair. — Alexander Pope

Well, we are men. Let's start acting like it. — Madalyn Murray O'Hair

My hair is grey, but not with years, Nor grew it white In a single night, As men's have grown from sudden fears. — Lord Byron

Out of the ash I rise with my red hair and I eat men like air. — Sylvia Plath

She was an extraordinary person too! Would you believe it, she cut her hair short, and used to go about in men's boots in bad weather — Henrik Ibsen

Man can have only a certain number of teeth, hair and ideas; there comes a time when he necessarily loses his teeth, hair and ideas. — Voltaire

It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. — George D. Prentice

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman. — P. J. O'Rourke

Man is a sad mammal that combs its hair. — Cees Nooteboom

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? — Erma Bombeck

And Zeus will destroy this race of mortal men too, when they, at their birth, have grey hair on their temples. — Hesiod

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein

Some things never change," said Abby wearily. "Boys never grow up, they just get bigger with more hair and people start calling them men. — David Baldacci

Hopes dance best on bald men's hair — E. E. Cummings

Never cry in front of these men. Never cry. Ever. It's only hair. Hair will grow back. — Tatiana De Rosnay

A herd of old men with shriveled balls and spotted skin and young men with ridiculous hair. — George R R Martin

Geneva has the sleepy tidiness of a man who combs his hair while yet in his pyjamas. — Lewis Mumford

I attract a different kind of boy when my hair's red. I get more quality men - like a more thoughtful, nerdy dude. — Kirsten Dunst

Nobody ever recognizes me from 'Mad Men,' because they darken my hair a little bit. — Anne Dudek

The Light save me from men who think with the hair on their chests. — Robert Jordan

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin

I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it. — Jack Dee

You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there. — Natalia Vodianova

Thirty
the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Atheism is a very positive affirmation of man's ability to think for himself, to do for himself, to find answers to his own problems. — Madalyn Murray O'Hair

When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair. — O. Henry

I notice that most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any. — Holland Taylor

There's a young man in a T-shirt listening to a rock and roll station. He's got greasy hair, greasy smile, he says, Lord this must be my destination. — John Mellencamp

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial

I am a plain practical man, not one of your theorists and splitters of hairs and choppers of logic. — James G. Frazer

normally hirsute Kshatriya men who took body hair to be a sign of machismo. — Anonymous

I don't wanna join the Hair Club For Men or anything. — Joe Budden

What Time hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit. — William Shakespeare

Men can't do much to change; we have to wear suits, although I never wear a tie, apart from in Asia sometimes. So I decided to grow my hair. — Hans Vestberg

Don't men in the South have gray hair? she asked.
Yes, but their mothers are blonde. — Maryln Schwartz

I think there is a certain fascination with a man's hair. — Justin Hawkins

I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any. — Ann Richards

Men's fame is like their hair, which grows after they are dead, and with just as little use to them. — George Villiers

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner. — Barry Humphries

A man is not to aim at innocence, any more than he is to aim at hair, but he is to keep it. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I also said, men are like curling irons, they never get out of your hair. And they are like government bonds, they take so long to mature. — Kabir Bedi

It's why men are meant to have beards - growing all that hair leaves no energy for moodiness. Much more dignified. — G. Willow Wilson

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair. — Claudette Colbert

I did not like the man [Niels Bohr] when you showed him to me, with his hair all overhis head ... — Winston Churchill

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. — Bruce Willis