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Good fishermen know that in talking about fishing, nothing is more interesting than the truth. — Arthur Ransome

This is Now. Now is,
all there is. Don't wait for Then;
strike the spark, light the fire. — Rumi

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

How you can argue with those who whip, stone and murder people because they wanted to live their life? — M.F. Moonzajer

If you do not hear music in your words, you have put too much thought into your writing and not enough heart. — Terry Brooks

The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous. — Charlton Heston

Comforting Wealth comes by good work, by wisdom it increases, cleverness stabilizes it and by patience it is preserved. — Mahesh Babu

It's nice to have a medal, but we were hoping for a gold. — Marta Karolyi

As Lord Chesterfield said of the generals of his day, 'I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names, he trembles as I do.' — Duke Of Wellington

Cassini - who discovered Japetus in 1671 - also observed that it was six times brighter on one side of its orbit than the other. — Arthur C. Clarke

The nature of illusion is that, when you see through it, it disappears. — Mooji

What we do not make conscious emerges later as fate. — C. G. Jung

There's a nostalgic aspect to the 'Iron Man' franchise for me. — Jon Favreau

History may not repeat itself, but it rhymes. — Anthony Robbins