Mechanic Funny Quotes
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Mechanic Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Good fishermen know that in talking about fishing, nothing is more interesting than the truth.
— Arthur Ransome
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
How you can argue with those who whip, stone and murder people because they wanted to live their life?
— M.F. Moonzajer
If you do not hear music in your words, you have put too much thought into your writing and not enough heart.
— Terry Brooks
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous.
— Charlton Heston
Comforting Wealth comes by good work, by wisdom it increases, cleverness stabilizes it and by patience it is preserved.
— Mahesh Babu
It's nice to have a medal, but we were hoping for a gold.
— Marta Karolyi
As Lord Chesterfield said of the generals of his day, 'I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names, he trembles as I do.'
— Duke Of Wellington
Cassini - who discovered Japetus in 1671 - also observed that it was six times brighter on one side of its orbit than the other.
— Arthur C. Clarke
What we do not make conscious emerges later as fate.
— C. G. Jung
History may not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
— Anthony Robbins