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What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy. — Richard Belzer

For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him. — Mark R. Brand

The true liberation, the true path to freedom, lay in the ability to forgive. — Alyson Noel

I wasn't the president. And my first wife thinks I'm great. And my second wife and my - and I have a great marriage. I mean, I have a great marriage. — Donald Trump

Do not think you are important but unique. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'm very happy where I am: I'm a senator from Ohio. — Rob Portman

My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke! — Kristen Proby

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there. — Bill Cosby

It's like the guy who announces his wife is his best friend. He doesn't mean it; he just does it to make the rest of us look like assholes. — Adam Carolla

He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my wife?' Jem ... — Cassandra Clare

Success, and even life itself, wouldn't be worth anything if I didn't have my wife and children by my side. They mean everything to me. — Jude Law

Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'. — Triple H

Holding on to the weak is called strength. — Laozi

Some men want to go out with a bang. Personally, I'd rather not die from sex. I mean, what will my wife think when the police tell her? — Jarod Kintz

I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife. — Stewart Rahr

I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home. — Robert Asprin

If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? — Chris Martin

I don't travel by airplane. I mean that because when my wife, my kids and I travel on trains or boats, we meet a lot of people and we talk to them. — Aaron Spelling

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life. — As I See

I mean, I'm happy to see you, but why aren't you home?"
"Wherever my wife sleeps is my home. — Olivia Parker

In my private circle I am a mother, grandmother, wife, friend, daughter ... the success means nothing to my small tribe. — Isabel Allende

Gorillaz virtually changed my wife ... sorry, I mean, life ... no, actually, it was my wife. — Terry Gilliam

And rich older husbands," I said. "And perhaps some evidence of promiscuity," Susan said. "I mean, every young wife doesn't cheat on her husband. Why — Robert B. Parker

Where there's no gardener, there's no garden. — Stephen Covey

love after all is indivisible. Loving one more doesn't mean loving another less. — A.S.A Harrison

She was returning home to be the wife of, mother of, First Lady of, but what did that really mean? — Stacy Hawkins Adams

Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best — Benjamin Franklin