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He was the monster from under my bed, the villain in my dreams, and the man who took everything from me - and would be the one to take my life. — Jack Jordan

Don't talk to me about gravity. When I get out of bed in the morning, I have to be careful not to step on my breasts. — Joan Rivers

I like shopping from the comfort of my bed whilst my husband is asleep beside me. — Ashley Madekwe

With a sinking heart, I realize that the man in bed with me is too large and unruly to be my boyfriend. What have I done? — Amy Avanzino

I have to warn you that my bedroom isn't the best place to stage an assault on me. It's where I'm at my weakest, with my bed a mere twenty feet away. — Amy Plum

I like to think that when I fall,
A rain-drop in Death's shoreless sea,
This shelf of books along the wall,
Beside my bed, will mourn for me. — Robert W. Service

Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely beside me, like a puppy. — Anne Lamott

A stranger sleeps next to me, like a stone beside another stone. — Mihail Sebastian

My worst image of myself is me sitting on a bed, smoking a cigarette, waiting for a phone call and thinking thoughts that don't join together. — Joan Juliet Buck

When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make me crawl out of bed. — Ann Romney

You defy me again, I'll take you to that bed and make you my queen right ... fucking ... now. — Kristen Ashley

Fairy tales read before bed tend to make me dream. They're all quite violent stories, as are my dreams. — Glen Duncan

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me. — Anthony Burgess

My love's manners in bed
are not to be discussed by me — Robert Creeley

Does it involve getting naked and going back to bed, and you assuring me that you didn't marry me for my culinary skills? — J. Kenner

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite. — John Terry

My body weeps to live
when you make me believe
that someday I will be dead
soul sleepless in graveyard's bed — Munia Khan

When I was 5 years old, my mother read me 'Gone With The Wind' at night, before I went to bed. I remember her reading almost all year. — Pat Conroy

When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. — Morrissey

If you hurt me, Bailey, I'll hurt you. Ask the bitch under my bed." "I'm — Mackie Malone

When my bed is empty, Makes me feel awful mean and blue. My springs are getting rusty, Living single like I do. — Bessie Smith

You bloody want me. You can deny it if that helps you sleep better at night, but you're going to end up in my bed sooner or later. Want it or not. — Lexi Cubbins

Whom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed. — Hf

There was just me, left wretched in my childhood bed. — Gillian Flynn

When we were in bed, the only part of me she touched was my penis, because it was the most detached. — Anatole Broyard

I'm always in bed by 11 or 12 and people laugh all the time - they want me to hang out until two in the morning, but n-n-no, I need my nine hours. — Christina Ricci

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head. — Rod Stewart

A simple thank you for saving my life would suffice. I don't need for you to carry me off to your bed to show your gratitude. — Courtney Cole

Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.
Unfortunately, it wasn't with me. — Richelle Mead

I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am. — Chavela Vargas

Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson. - Reed — Kate Brian

My fear was that I'd oversleep, and when Ranger broke into my apartment to wake me up, I'd drag him into bed with me. And then what would I tell Joe? — Janet Evanovich

The last person who ever crossed me is dead under my bed!!! — Oscar Wilde

To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth - I count that something of a miracle. — Henry Miller

It is me. The monsters that ripped me from my bed, the smiles of my babies and the man in the sky-that is who I am. — Juliana Hurd

I was going crazy. My brain had just shit the bed on me. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

My bed was where we held our exorcisms. She brought me peace. I brought her fire. — Karina Halle

Don't give a fuck if you're hot, wet and panting or pissed as hell, you're sleepin' by me, in my bed, at home. said Hector — Kristen Ashley

I tape my list of goals, both large and small, above my bed so I can see them when I wake up. This holds me accountable. — Chris Solinsky

Is the bed comfortable? Please say no. Just give me any reason to get you in my bed. — Elizabeth Finn

Lola?" Cricket is on his knees at the side of my bed. I feel it. "I'm here," he whispers. "You can talk to me or not talk to me, but I'm here. — Stephanie Perkins

My new elf husband wasted no time in carrying me to the bed, then tumbling us both onto the coverlet. — Cristina Rayne

My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed, and she would share her dreams with me. — Liz Murray

There was no one to call me to bed, no one to demand that the rhythms of my life operate in a duet. — Nicole Krauss

I want you too much. I want you with me, in my life, in my bed. If i can have that, nothing else matters. — Sylvia Day

They were my parents. Dead. They died in their bed under freakish circumstances three months ago, leaving my brothers and me devastated and bankrupt. — James Patterson

2AM where do i begin,
Crying off my face again,
The silent sound of lonliness,
Wants to follow me to bed — Christina Perri

Thanks for outing me. (Alix)
Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. — Richie Ashburn

do not come to me tonight ' he said eventually,'or you end up in my bed , and I'll screw you to the stone age and back. That clear for you? — Lisa Kleypas

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed. — Thomas Ken

I bolted upright in my bed, gasping for air and still feeling his touch on my hand. I could feel him watching me. I could feel him waiting for me. — Dana Michelle Burnett

He was the one. This motorcycle man in bed with me was the man of my dreams. — Kristen Ashley

I haven't let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed. — Magdalena Neuner

Running clears my mind, and gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. — Ronnie O'Sullivan

Will you mess up my bed with me? — Angeline Kace

It enables me to go to bed with an enriching feeling in my soul and the belief that I am changing myself. — Nelson Mandela

I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed. — Charlaine Harris

He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me. — Ilona Andrews

Even from my sick bed, even if you are going to lower me into the grave and I feel something is going wrong, I will get up. — Lee Kuan Yew

Quote: What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? — William Shakespeare

Misha, my best friend who got me into bed and fucked me with a lie. — Penelope Douglas

I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me. — David Alan Grier

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night. — Halle Berry

My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew any other words. — Joni Mitchell

Next time you need me, wake me up." He bit her earlobe, tugged. "You don't spend a minute unsatisfied in my bed. Understand? — Tessa Bailey

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart. — Rachel Vincent

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney

The main thing that excites me and makes me want to get out of bed is the thought of being able to go into my studio to work on music. — Moby

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me. — Stacy Keibler

How about you ask me something like, "What do you want more than anything?" and I reply with, "A hellhound in my bed"? — Amanda Carlson

My looks by then had in any case declined to the point where only women would go to bed with me. — Christopher Hitchens

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off. — Jim Gaffigan

If I lived my life according to what Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh said about me, I would just stay in bed all day. — Cindy Sheehan

I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better. — Jane Levy

You naked in my bed is even more unbelievably beautiful than I thought it would be ... and trust me I've thought about it. A lot. — Abbi Glines

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. — Ahmet Zappa

Getting up from the bed, Dominick approaches me at a slow predatory pace. Once again, I cannot move my feet. — Elle A. Rose

had the strength of will not to allow them to fall. "Those men may wish to bed me, my lord, seeing me as exotic and strange, — Bethany M. Sefchick

Could I but lay my head in your lap, lass. Feel your hand on me, and sleep wi' the scent of you in my bed.
Christ, Sassenach. I need ye. — Diana Gabaldon

The number one resolution that people mention to me as something that's made them happier is - to my surprise - making the bed. — Gretchen Rubin

"All I really need is my bed and my art around me. " — Mary-Kate Olsen

My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them. — Lisa Vanderpump

I just looked at her, feeling utterly empty. I didn't know what I was supposed to say to her. My life is in that bed. Please let me stay. — Maggie Stiefvater

Snake my way into her bed? You dont' know your roomate well do you? She jumped me and rode me til I was cross-eyed!

~Jack — Ann Mayburn

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up. — Bruce Forsyth

The truth of my circumstance climbs into the bed with me and takes up too much room. — Kristin Hannah

Nothing remained now but to take my freedom to my chamber, to carry it with me to my bed and see what I could make of it. — Charlotte Bronte

I pulled the sheet off the bed as i stood, wrapping it around me.
He lay back and watched me go. 'Of all your dresses, that's my favorite. — Kiera Cass

I'd meant to seduce him into my bed but he seduced me into his life. — Aleksandr Voinov

He followed me around the edge of the bed. I've been told my lips can make a girl forget just about anything. You should try it out. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I slid over to the edge of the bed and leaned back, letting my hair fall onto him.
"Ack!" he cried. "Don't scare me like that! — Catherine Clark

I wash with my own soap-wear my own perfume ... got to bed on my own sheets ... have my own food products. I live on me. — Pierre Cardin

We'll always be fucking, Gillian" He smiled, biting my lip before tossing me onto the bed. "That's the best part of us. — Whitney G.

I'm not leaving you until you stop crying. he stated pulling me down so we were ow laying on my bed facing each other. — Kirsty Moseley

You're sleeping in my bed."
"Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure."
"There's never been anyone in my bed but me. — Jamie McGuire

But my mom shook her head at him and said to me, Yes, you made your bed, but for heaven's sakes, don't just lie in it! — Clare Vanderpool

I love Starbucks. Maybe that's a bit sad. But I definitely need my caffeine. It's what gets me out of bed in the morning. — Nikki Sixx