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When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f
king bank account what I do,' — Kim Kardashian

Just as I am astonished that a bank clerk never eats a cheque, so too am I astonished that no painter before me ever thought of painting a soft watch. — Salvador Dali

I don't bask in the awards I've won, read my bank statements, I refuse. To me, that's how you start losing the hunger. — Questlove

This was a woman who lunched in fancy restaurants, filtered suitors based on their bank balances, and who looked at women like me as snacks. — Alessandra Torre

It takes 150 years to build an investment bank and only five minutes to convince you to sell me preferred stock in it at a 10% interest rate. — Warren Buffett

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. — Woody Allen

The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it. — Andrew Jackson

When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as I cry all the way to the bank. — Liberace

He wants me to boss you around."
"We'll pick up a pair of stilettos on the way home," he said.
I said, "I need to go back to Philiadelphia. — Melissa Bank

My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant. — Bruno Tonioli

My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother. — Laura Dern

It occurred to me that the quiet in the suburbs had nothing to do with peace. — Melissa Bank

With Me, I want the Bank of America to know that I'm fucking alive. — Jason Myers

People sold everything - their cars, their land for miles, to come in and see me beat. I went to the bank laughing every time. — Muhammad Ali

You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England. — Robert Maxwell

What do you want me to do, rob a bank? — Barry McGuigan

So Jude was still Jude, I was still me, and we were still us. About the only thing that had changed was our bank account, just like he'd promised. — Nicole Williams

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank. — Eddie Cantor

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?"
"I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement — Arvind Kejriwal

I hate weddings,' she says. 'They make me feel so unmarried. Actually, even brushing my teeth makes me feel unmarried. — Melissa Bank

I used to lie down on the grass and draw the blades as they grew - until every square foot of meadow, or mossy bank, became a possession to me. — John Ruskin

I quit my job in the bank when I was 19. I took a chance. I went to Milan to study opera and singing. My father really supported me economically. — Marcello Giordani

I feel in some ways I've had a difficult life. And it makes me the kind of writer I am, in what I value, what I respect, what I hold dear. — Melissa Bank

Handing over a bank note is enough to make a bicycle belong to me, but my entire life is needed to realize this possession. — Jean-Paul Sartre

My integrity means more to me than any fame or money. When I say something, I want people to take it to the bank that I mean it and believe in it. — Tim Tebow

He [Stanley Matthews] told me that he used to play for just twenty pounds a week. Today he would be worth all the money in the Bank of England. — Gianfranco Zola

I sat me down to watch upon a bank With ivy canopied and interwove With flaunting honeysuckle. — John Milton

I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win." — Mitch Hedberg

Peeta?" I creep along the bank.
"Well, don't step on me. — Suzanne Collins

It was Nick's voice Nick's arms. He turned me on my back and swam with me, pulling me to the bank. — Elizabeth Chandler

He didn't remember because he'd seen thousands of little fish hundreds of times, and because it didn't mean to him what it had to me. — Melissa Bank

I don't suppose we'll ever see them again. I hope this will be a lesson to me - cutting up silly didos on the bank like a two-weeks-old calf! — Walter R. Brooks

People always try to put a title or a symbol on you. If you work in a bank, you are a banker. For me, they see a co-founder of Facebook. — Eduardo Saverin

If Amazon owes you money, won't admit it but will call your bank to get private info to prove otherwise, as they did to me in 2013. — Daniel Marques

I said, "Is my father dying?"
He looked at me steadily. "We're all dying, Jane. — Melissa Bank

I didn't think she would willingly give me up to the hulk; but he would break her like a ceramic bank to get at the coins of knowledge that she held. — Dean Koontz

I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby. — Norah Jones

It scares me how fast I go from disliking to loving him, and I wonder if it's this way for everyone. — Melissa Bank

Archie asked me if I knew Dante's definition of hell..."Proximity without intimacy," he said. — Melissa Bank

I once got a call from a bank, asking me to compute a mortgage, since their computers were down. This was a very depressing moment. — Richard A. Falk

My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank. — Bill Maher

The only relationships I haven't wrecked right away were the ones that wrecked me later. — Melissa Bank

I got so much money I should start a bank. So much paper right in front of me it's hard to think. — Wiz Khalifa

It scares me. But then I get this big feeling, simple but exalted: He's like me, just with different details. — Melissa Bank

Unfortunately, we all had to face that I was not the person they wanted me to be. — Melissa Bank

You should have told me earlier. It was an expensive lesson," I said. "It drained my emotional bank account. — Alex Brunkhorst

They explained to me that the bank cannot lend money to poor people because these people are not creditworthy. — Muhammad Yunus

What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank. — Liberace

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash. — Robert De Niro

There was no way to tell, looking at me, that I only had $387 in the bank. Three-piece — Robert B. Parker

But music can save your life sometimes. It probably saved me from working in a bank or something. That's a kind of salvation right there. — Richard Thompson

I like to change my clothes as little as possible. I suppose some people would say the same of my ideas, the bank had taught me to be wary of whims. — Graham Greene

Four tears in my face and you ain't never heard me cry/ I'm richer than all y'all, I got a bank full of pride — Lil' Wayne

When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin. — Lou Holtz

My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself ... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes. — Jim Gaffigan